FOX News: Jesus image appears on iron

VietnamVet-BRIGHT · November 28, 2009, 12:57:33 AM

Another case of stupid brainwashed people making national news ...

Quotethe image looks like Jesus and is proof that "he's listening."

Quote from: "FOX News"Massachusetts Woman Sees Image of Jesus on Her Iron

METHUEN, Mass. â€" A Massachusetts woman who recently separated from her husband, had her hours at work cut, and moved into an apartment, says an image of Jesus Christ she sees on her iron has reassured her that "life is going to be good."

Mary Jo Coady first noticed the image on Sunday when she walked into her daughter's room.

The brownish residue on the bottom of the iron looks like the face of a man with long hair.

The 44-year-old Coady, who was raised Catholic, and her two college-age daughters agree that the image looks like Jesus and is proof that "he's listening."

Coady tells The Eagle-Tribune she hopes her story will inspire others during the holidays. She says she plans to keep the iron in a closet and buy a new one.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,577226,00.html

Will · November 28, 2009, 02:37:40 AM

Jesus Christ, you burned my dress shirt!! :rant:

Tanker · November 28, 2009, 02:48:25 AM

That picture does look like God but not Jesus. The 2 steam holes at the top look like the eys on top of a steaming pile of Marinara covered, stachy goodness, that is our lord the great FSM. Yay I can play the humans-are-good-at-patern-recognition-game too.

Ellainix · November 28, 2009, 03:46:58 AM

It also looks like a old woman and a Russian nesting doll.

OldGit · November 28, 2009, 10:45:29 AM

Why can none of you blind unbelievers see it?
It's the scalped head of Gen. George Custer the day after the battle of the Little Big Horn.
It means we be all doomed. :eek:

MariaEvri · November 28, 2009, 12:47:51 PM

what a load of -----

OldGit · November 28, 2009, 04:12:21 PM

Good one, Maria! :yay:

Big Mac · December 02, 2009, 01:07:09 AM

I see Weird Al.

Technically they're both Jews....imagine if Jesus looked like him or Woody Allen, that'd be hilarious. The irony of a religion that spawned the Nazis, KKK, etc. had a physically unattractive (yes, I know, Jesus said to look past that) Jewish man as their inspiration.

Whitney · December 02, 2009, 02:13:21 AM

http://friendlyatheist.com/2009/12/01/i ... i-monster/

buttercupbaby · December 02, 2009, 02:33:06 AM

Looked a bit like George Washington to me.

OldGit · December 02, 2009, 03:11:36 PM

Quote from: "Whitney"http://friendlyatheist.com/2009/12/01/iron-flying-spaghetti-monster/

Over on the FSM Forum, they're claiming this as our Noodly Lord. With good reason, to my mind.

Big Mac · December 02, 2009, 05:43:30 PM

RAMEN!!!! His noodly appendage touches us all...but not in the bad place.

Imagine the money and energy (not to mention time) spent on this crap that could be used to build homes, feed hungry children, cure diseases, and relieve the impoverished people of the world. I don't remember reading in the bible that Jesus would come back as images on our modern day appliances.

I can see it now:

"Ye of faith listen, I shall return on an iron with a built in steamer."

"A what, father?"

"Just write it down 30 years after I die that I will appear on an electric iron in the year 2009 CE...."

"You're the boss, Jesus!"