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Started by ImpaledSkier, January 29, 2007, 08:27:01 PM

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ImpaledSkier

January 29, 2007, 08:27:01 PM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by ImpaledSkier
if you've got 3 minutes it'll bring a smile to your face
God's Love

Hopefully it did. My roommate found it earlier today, and we laughed heartily.
"Heaven's not a place that you go when you die, it's that moment in life when you actually feel alive. So live for the moment." -The Spill Canvas

donkeyhoty

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January 29, 2007, 10:34:24 PM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by donkeyhoty
aaaaaaaaaahahahhhhaaaaaaaahahahhaha.

Furthermore, he wants the lord to fill him with his love, but says it's wrong to lay down with another dude, hmmmmmm?  

Also, I'm inclined to believe this is either an extremely intelligent joke, or the single worst thing on the planet.  And judging by further reaction on the magical mystery tour that is the internet, there is no consensus.
"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."  - Pat Robertson

ImpaledSkier

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January 30, 2007, 06:05:40 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by ImpaledSkier
we concluded it was a joke...a very well done joke...but I guess you can never be too sure.
"Heaven's not a place that you go when you die, it's that moment in life when you actually feel alive. So live for the moment." -The Spill Canvas

MrE2Me

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January 30, 2007, 09:28:02 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by MrE2Me
I dunno, his homepage is convincing enough.  The trouble with these things is the reality is usually just as insane as any fiction could hope to be.
[size=92]I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. - Stephen Roberts[/size]

Squid

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January 30, 2007, 01:04:53 PM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by Squid
It's unnerving how they treat homosexuality as some sort of mental disorder:

QuoteI've been researching for many years now and feel I've come up with a very strong program to help cure people of Homosexuality. Its called the C.H.O.P.S program and We're running full steam ahead with it. C.H.O.P.S stands for:

    * C: Changing
    * H: Homosexuals
    * O: (into) Ordinary
    * P: People

ImpaledSkier

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January 30, 2007, 06:00:58 PM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by ImpaledSkier
Wow...I didn't go to his website. That's friggen crazy. I think this guy fell off the deep end.

QuoteWhile I'm not advocating jailing all Homosexuals, I do think it would benefit them greatly. It would be for their own good.

No doubt, and while we're at it, we can jail all non-christians.
"Heaven's not a place that you go when you die, it's that moment in life when you actually feel alive. So live for the moment." -The Spill Canvas

McQ

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January 30, 2007, 08:41:56 PM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by McQ
This guy is nuts. I love how he uses Oscar Wilde as his hero, saying that Wilde was a reformed homosexual. What?!!!

That is pure speculation. The guy was gay to the very end. Only on his deathbed, was there some question raised as to whether or not he recanted of his "sins". He was semi-conscious when he was given his last rites and made a member of the Catholic Church. That does not make him a reformed homosexual.

Idiot!
Elvis didn't do no drugs!
--Penn Jillette

donkeyhoty

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January 30, 2007, 11:16:55 PM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by donkeyhoty
these people think they've solved it, he's an actor from dallas:  http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2007/ ... uted_1.php
"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."  - Pat Robertson

ImpaledSkier

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January 31, 2007, 01:08:43 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by ImpaledSkier
nicely done donkeyhoty...I wonder how many "followers" they picked up with that music video release thought.
"Heaven's not a place that you go when you die, it's that moment in life when you actually feel alive. So live for the moment." -The Spill Canvas

MrE2Me

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January 31, 2007, 03:02:57 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by MrE2Me
More people need to pose as proponents of these right-wing religious ideas, then - when they've amassed a decent number of "followers" - reveal themselves as frauds and point out 1) how easy it is to fake this stuff, and 2) how easy it is to get people behind you.  It could get the victims of the prank to think a bit harder next time, or at least humiliate them publicly...

P.S.  Anyone else find something fundamentally flawed in the idea of sending a bunch of homosexual men to the same prison to get "reformed"?   :lol:
[size=92]I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. - Stephen Roberts[/size]

Big Mac

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January 31, 2007, 03:53:16 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by Big Mac
Is it just me or does he look kind of like famous porn star Ron Jeremy?
Quote from: "PoopShoot"And what if pigs shit candy?

ImpaledSkier

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January 31, 2007, 05:27:42 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by ImpaledSkier
I think you just have a problem Big Mac.

Quotehow easy it is to get people behind you.
unless you're promoting atheism or free-thinking.
"Heaven's not a place that you go when you die, it's that moment in life when you actually feel alive. So live for the moment." -The Spill Canvas

MrE2Me

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January 31, 2007, 05:37:55 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by MrE2Me
Sad but true.
[size=92]I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. - Stephen Roberts[/size]

User192021

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February 13, 2007, 07:29:31 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by User192021
I actually thought this was real until I read the comments on that page.  Certainly does a good enough job of displaying the absurdities of Christian fundamentalism.  Sadly, I'm sure there will be some fundies out there who will feel inspired by this video instead of sickened - like any normal human being should.
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