Things to Do Instead of Going to Church

[curiosityandthecat]

Let's try to think of all the interesting and productive things that are better than going to church. Describe it, post a picture, or even a video!

Here, I'll start.

Watch paint dry!



Okay, your turn.

[Asmodean]

Spanking the monkey.

Hmm... A picture, eh..?  

[Kyuuketsuki]

Tea in bed (with biscuits and mucho Mrs/kiddy cuddle), breakfast (bacon, sausage, egg, fried bread followed by toast, watch TV (any one of many good SciFi/Supernatural TV series like "True Blood" ... God Hates Fangs, very appropriate for a Sunday I think), read the paper, watch the Andrew Mar news/politics show, read a book (currently Frank Herbert's "Dune Messiah"), three S's (sh**, shave & shower), get dressed, surf the net, build a PC, surf the net some more, help daughter's with homework, watch "Merlin", do some ironing (not so good but get to watch more TV), Tea & cake, more TV and surfing, dinner, Sunday night beer, sleep!!!!!!

Or I could go to church ... tough decision (I think not)!

Kyu

[Whitney]

Hehe...I went to church today

[spoiler:1zxq1hy6]Well...I really did...but it was the North Texas Church of Freethought.  So, no preaching was involved.[/spoiler:1zxq1hy6]

[Msblue]

Sleep


sex...no pic for that one

and eat pancakes, preferably in that order.

[quizlixx]

sleeps

[PipeBox]

Spanking the monkey.

Hmm... A picture, eh..?  

*pic*

OK, someone was able to draw that.  I can't fathom that.  You'd think each and every line from the moment they'd conceived it they'd burst out laughing and jut an unintentional line down.  But for how much of a laugh I got out of that I'm sure glad the artist was able to keep it together well enough to get it down.  

Oh, yeah, pics.  




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[strike:1tg01tsy]This.  'Cept longer.   [/strike:1tg01tsy]

The second image refuses to work. Just assume it was awesome.

[Asmodean]

OK, someone was able to draw that.  I can't fathom that.  You'd think each and every line from the moment they'd conceived it they'd burst out laughing and jut an unintentional line down.  But for how much of a laugh I got out of that I'm sure glad the artist was able to keep it together well enough to get it down.  

[Steve Reason]

Oh I don't know. Maybe set myself alight, drill a whole in my head with a dull drill bit, or watch a Paulie Shore movie??  

[Stoicheion]

read the satanic bible



Spend time with my adorable cats (this isn't them but i found this picture hilarious)



honestly i'd rather be working at one of my jobs than be at church . I grew up in a catholic family and catholic church might as well be a 4 hour tae bo lesson. Best excercise i got in my life. And i've been in marching band before.

[MariaEvri]

church is usually sunday morning right?
i prefer scuba diving

[Stoicheion]

One can go to church everyday if one wishes but most uber christian people go on the weekends and on Wednesdays.

[Asmodean]

One can go to church everyday if one wishes but most uber christian people go on the weekends and on Wednesdays.

Why wednesdays? His omniness is too busy doing stuff on wednesdays, no? Does he not listen to prayers exclusively on his days off?

[Stoicheion]

One can go to church everyday if one wishes but most uber christian people go on the weekends and on Wednesdays.

Why wednesdays? His omniness is too busy doing stuff on wednesdays, no? Does he not listen to prayers exclusively on his days off?

lol i have no idea XP

[curiosityandthecat]

Go to work.

 

(Guess where I am.)