who want's to join my religion?

[quizlixx]

in my religion generic-ism, we have two rules
1. don't do bad things
2. refuse all other religions and hate anyone who says anything different.
3. obey they two rules
4. obey the third rule

[Asmodean]

Rule number one is nothing but a giant loop hole. Are you refering to bad things that harm me, bad things that harm someone else or bad thingsthat harm two or more parties? For instance, burgers are bad for me. I eat burgers. i harm myself. Bad. Or I steal someone's wallet. It harms them but is good for me, given that I don't get caught. Or I start a war and everyone is miserable. What kind of "bad" are you talking about?  

[Steve Reason]

in my religion generic-ism, we have two rules
1. don't do bad things
2. refuse all other religions and hate anyone who says anything different.
3. obey they two rules
4. obey the third rule

You heretic, I'm afraid you will freeze in Clusterfuckery forever for excluding the all important 5th rule which is: Obey the 4th rule! Better wear something warm when you die!