Rainbows: A U.S. Government Conspiracy!

McQ · August 07, 2008, 10:56:16 PM

This made my day. I only wish it was someone spoofing the topic, but no...it seems that this lady believes what she is saying.

"What is oozing out of our ground?" :crazy:

http://www.break.com/index/insane-rainb ... -lady.html

curiosityandthecat · August 07, 2008, 11:34:42 PM

Some people can't stand not having some conspiracy. Dolts.

Incidentally, I know what's oozing out of our ground and causing the rainbows:

myleviathan · August 07, 2008, 11:58:35 PM

Quote from: "McQ""What is oozing out of our ground?"

Skittles?

Whitney · August 08, 2008, 02:09:22 AM

:blink:

shedaytrips · August 08, 2008, 02:13:33 AM

Come on, everyone knows rainbows are caused by the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. silly old lady.

rlrose328 · August 08, 2008, 05:05:45 AM

I guess she hadn't heard... only god can make rainbows. The kids in my son's kindergarten class said so and the teacher agreed. :brick:

Graham · August 08, 2008, 06:22:13 AM

OMG!! It's happening at my place too! :unsure:

Asmodean · August 08, 2008, 07:51:28 AM

Quote from: "rlrose328"I guess she hadn't heard... only god can make rainbows. The kids in my son's kindergarten class said so and the teacher agreed. :raised:

Oh wait... I fogot... God made I in his image, thus I is god. WEEE!!! :brick:

LARA · August 08, 2008, 01:17:15 PM

What's oozing out of our ground? Her absolute stupidity. We're soaking in it.

MommaSquid · August 08, 2008, 09:22:16 PM

Orange and yellow and pink and green
Purple and orange and blue
I can sing a rainbow...sing a rainbow
Sing a rainbow, too!

Sing it, fellas! :banna:

[youtube:n8igj4og]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsbEBGeFjYA[/youtube:n8igj4og]

Jane · August 08, 2008, 11:56:06 PM

Well, obviously, it's gayness. It's the groundwater making teh ghay.

curiosityandthecat · August 09, 2008, 04:14:28 AM

Quote from: "Jane"Well, obviously, it's gayness. It's the groundwater making teh ghay.

That's why I drink only pure grain alcohol and rainwater.

McQ · August 09, 2008, 04:45:34 AM

Quote from: "curiosityandthecat"
Quote from: "Jane"Well, obviously, it's gayness. It's the groundwater making teh ghay.

That's why I drink only pure grain alcohol and rainwater.

Everything else would sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids, of course.

Man, I am so happy when I see a Dr. Strangelove reference!

afreethinker30 · August 09, 2008, 05:36:04 PM

When you see a rainbow God is having gay sex.....It's true, so true it was put on a shirt!! :banna:

Msblue · August 09, 2008, 07:47:04 PM

Quote from: "rlrose328"I guess she hadn't heard... only god can make rainbows. The kids in my son's kindergarten class said so and the teacher agreed.

What is it with religious people and rainbows?! Rainbows seem really amazing to them when someone dies.

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Rainbows: A U.S. Government Conspiracy!