Zorkan here

[zorkan]

It's my own religion of course, and as far as I know I'm the only one.
Got sick and tired of being told by believers of other religions I'll be burning in hell or coming back in a further life as an animal.
So I'm atheist to all religions apart from my own.
The Book of Zorka is never fixed, and always work in progress, based on science and personal experience.
When I die Zorka (a female goddess) will provide me with a planet to rule over and an unlimited supply of virgins.
(I hope).

[Tank]

That sounds like a number one religion

What is it with this virgin crap? Give me a hot MILF any day!

Welcome to HAF!

[Dark Lightning]

I don't  care about virgins, either. Just give me easy to look at (for me) and willing.

Welcome!

[zorkan]

What did the god of Abraham do before he created the world 6000 years ago?
He was preparing hell for people who ask such questions.
Create your own religion and modify it if necessary.
Won't proselytize you with a quote from the Book of Zorka.

[Recusant]

Hello and welcome to HAF, zorkan. Thank you for not proselytizing, and I won't ask any impertinent questions about your religion. 

I hope you enjoy your time reading and posting here.

[Asmodean]

  Perpetual virginity while having an active sex life.

Is that a thing?= I mean, it has to be in Islam, has it not? Otherwise, a martyr's 70 virgins would be a bit low as rewards go... So you get laid for 2-3 months and then - out of virgins! Also, dead, so no way of strapping C4 to them undies and going for a bus ride for a refill.

...What a sad existence!

Asmo. The. Pleasantries.