Purpose in Meaninglessness

[MarcusA]

I hate to be the joker in the pack, but what is my purpose?

[Tank]

What the fuck is the point of this thread?

[MarcusA]

I was asking for direction.

[Tank]

Go out your front door. Turn right. Walk 100 paces. Tell us what you see.

[Asmodean]

Go out your front door. Turn right. Walk 100 paces. Tell us what you see.

The Asmo sees traffic angrily flashing lights at Him, a fence and some pavement. He is in the middle of an intersection.

...No, that's literally what's 100 paces to the right of my front door. The middle of the local main road. How do I know that to that degree of precision? Have I paced that distance, perhaps? Or do I count my steps while walking? Or make Siri do it for me? So many questions... So few answers.  

[billy rubin]

there is no purpose. the existentialists were afraid to admit that.

i have no idea why.

[MarcusA]

there is no purpose. the existentialists were afraid to admit that.

i have no idea why.

We all know that the Universe has no purpose. I asked, What is my purpose?

[Tank]

To irritate?

[MarcusA]

To agitate.

[billy rubin]

to procreate.

biology wins.