SPORTS NEWS: Gay Wins Trials 100 in Wind-aided 9.68 Seconds

McQ · June 30, 2008, 04:19:48 AM

http://sports.myway.com/news/06292008/v5577.html

In a tremendous victory for homosexual athletes worldwide, a gay man has run the 100 meter faster th.......[/color]

....what's that? His...name....is?

Gay?

Shit.
Never mind.

Asmodean · June 30, 2008, 04:24:07 AM

susangail · June 30, 2008, 04:26:04 AM

Me: "................?"
Me, a minute or two later: "Ooohhhhh!!! I get it! Haha that's funny!"

McQ · June 30, 2008, 04:28:25 AM

I'm really hoping The Onion takes this and runs with it.

RUNS WITH IT! I made another funny!

Thank you, I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your servers!

McQ · June 30, 2008, 04:29:51 AM

Quote from: "susangail"Me: "................?"
Me, a minute or two later: "Ooohhhhh!!! I get it! Haha that's funny!"

The news people served this up so perfectly, it would have been a crime not to grab that headline and do something with it, as juvenile as it was.

afreethinker30 · June 30, 2008, 04:32:46 AM

Yay Go Gay!! :banna:

susangail · June 30, 2008, 04:34:05 AM

Quote from: "McQ"
Quote from: "susangail"Me: "................?"
Me, a minute or two later: "Ooohhhhh!!! I get it! Haha that's funny!"

The news people served this up so perfectly, it would have been a crime not to grab that headline and do something with it, as juvenile as it was. :hail:

crocofish · June 30, 2008, 05:34:09 AM

In that article there is this gem of a quote: "Gay and Dix looked at each other and slapped palms" . I guess Gay likes Dix.

susangail · June 30, 2008, 05:35:52 AM

Quote from: "crocofish"In that article there is this gem of a quote: "Gay and Dix looked at each other and slapped palms" . I guess Gay likes Dix.

Jeez, you'd think they did this intentionally.

Evolved · June 30, 2008, 08:47:52 PM

Quote"It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Gay said. "I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me."

QuoteDerek Miles won the men's pole vault...

QuoteBut Phillips flopped Sunday, winding up in fourth place by less than an inch.

Quote"I'm sore right now," Gay said...

This tells quite a story! Gay wave!

myleviathan · June 30, 2008, 09:13:45 PM

QuoteAfter the race, Gay and Dix looked at each other and slapped palms, then hugged.

That's my favorite.

leftyguitarjoe · June 30, 2008, 09:22:14 PM

Well, I congratulate the guy. I cant run worth shit hahahaha!!

What an ironic name hahaha!!

leftyguitarjoe · June 30, 2008, 09:23:10 PM

whoops. double post.

McQ · June 30, 2008, 09:50:48 PM

Quote from: "crocofish"In that article there is this gem of a quote: "Gay and Dix looked at each other and slapped palms" . I guess Gay likes Dix.

I missed that bit! Oh, man...does that put the icing on this or what? Good catch!

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SPORTS NEWS: Gay Wins Trials 100 in Wind-aided 9.68 Seconds