The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...

[Magdalena]

B) Fuck (All your wives, daughters, grandmothers and donkeys.

I don't know man...King Solomon would be laughing so hard right now. He is believed to have had around 700 wives, and another 300 concubines, or mistresses. AND...and...Who knows how many donkeys!
You are aware that you only have 24 hours right? 
~I'm just saying.

[Red_Cloud]

B) Fuck (All your wives, daughters, grandmothers and donkeys.

I don't know man...King Solomon would be laughing so hard right now. He is believed to have had around 700 wives, and another 300 concubines, or mistresses. AND...and...Who knows how many donkeys!
You are aware that you only have 24 hours right? 
~I'm just saying.

Well Magdalena, I would ask for a special concession. I wold start early and finish late, perhaps not bother with the grandmothers and just have a few donkeys. I do have the equipment, all in top class condition. Who knows, the good Lord might allow a resurrection! Or should that be rez-erection? 

[Magdalena]

...Who knows, the good Lord might allow a resurrection!
...

Lazarus?

[No one]

Or a second coming?

[Red_Cloud]

Or a second coming?

Now that is good! . . VERY GOOD! 

By the way! How do I install permanent text at the bottom of my post? Like for example as Tank has done with......
                          If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
          "Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
           'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
            Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

[Tank]

Or a second coming?

Now that is good! . . VERY GOOD! 

By the way! How do I install permanent text at the bottom of my post? Like for example as Tank has done with......
                          If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
          "Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
           'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
            Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Click on your own name, that will take you to your profile summery select Modify Profile > Forum Profile. Scroll to the bottom and type what your want into the 'Signature' box.

[Red_Cloud]

Click on your own name, that will take you to your profile summery select Modify Profile > Forum Profile. Scroll to the bottom and type what your want into the 'Signature' box.

Thank you Tank, much appreciated!

[Magdalena]

A) Kill
B) Fuck
C) Apologise to

A)

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B)

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.

C)

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.

[Bad Penny II]

Mayyyyybe...
One Oompa Loompa

I'm so offended by this, that's not a real orange person, that's a little green haired white guy with his face painted orange!  That's bad, it's very very bad, it's the badest case of orange face I've ever seen in history ever!

[Magdalena]

I'm so offended by this, that's not a real orange person, that's a little green haired white guy with his face painted orange!  That's bad, it's very very bad, it's the badest case of orange face I've ever seen in history ever!

Ugh! That voice!

Make it stop!

[Buddy]

[Magdalena]

Citrus Christ!

[Davin]

I can probably get behind Citrus Jesus.

[Sandra Craft]

Citrus Christ!

That looks more like Ra to me.

[Magdalena]

I can probably get behind Citrus Jesus.

He shall bless you with vitamin C.