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Ecurb Noselrub

Quote from: Davin on December 06, 2019, 02:34:51 PM


This confirms Freud's theory of penis envy.  Although I can testify that it's often more trouble than it's worth.

Tank

Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on December 06, 2019, 04:25:51 PM
Quote from: Davin on December 06, 2019, 02:34:51 PM


This confirms Freud's theory of penis envy.  Although I can testify that it's often more trouble than it's worth.

Particular when it has a mind of its own.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Magdalena


"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Ecurb Noselrub

Quote from: Magdalena on December 06, 2019, 09:49:27 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on December 06, 2019, 04:25:51 PM
This confirms Freud's theory of penis envy.
...


I think the most interesting man in the world actually agrees with me, which is why they sent him to Mars.

Magdalena

Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on December 07, 2019, 04:32:02 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on December 06, 2019, 09:49:27 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on December 06, 2019, 04:25:51 PM
This confirms Freud's theory of penis envy.
...


I think the most interesting man in the world actually agrees with me, which is why they sent him to Mars.
Maybe.
You remind me of him.
(Yes, that's a compliment.)
"His only regret is not knowing what regret feels like."
~"Stay thirsty, my friend."
:-)

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Ecurb Noselrub

Quote from: Magdalena on December 07, 2019, 05:51:05 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on December 07, 2019, 04:32:02 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on December 06, 2019, 09:49:27 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on December 06, 2019, 04:25:51 PM
This confirms Freud's theory of penis envy.
...


I think the most interesting man in the world actually agrees with me, which is why they sent him to Mars.
Maybe.
You remind me of him.
(Yes, that's a compliment.)
"His only regret is not knowing what regret feels like."
~"Stay thirsty, my friend."
:-)

I WILL take that as a compliment.  He's a hero.

Magdalena

Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on December 07, 2019, 08:50:39 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on December 07, 2019, 05:51:05 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on December 07, 2019, 04:32:02 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on December 06, 2019, 09:49:27 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on December 06, 2019, 04:25:51 PM
This confirms Freud's theory of penis envy.
...


I think the most interesting man in the world actually agrees with me, which is why they sent him to Mars.
Maybe.
You remind me of him.
(Yes, that's a compliment.)
"His only regret is not knowing what regret feels like."
~"Stay thirsty, my friend."
:-)

I WILL take that as a compliment.  He's a hero.
He is. ;D

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

billy rubin

not owning a television set, i had to look this gentleman up.

it appears he was quite interesting.

lol

i just noticed that im expecting a cutlery upgrade.

all this time i thought it was just me


set the function, not the mechanism.

jumbojak


"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

billy rubin

i bieve ive heard about zome honeys that are psychotropic. certainly some in america are toxic


set the function, not the mechanism.

hermes2015

"Eventually everything connects - people, ideas, objects. The quality of the connections is the key to quality per se."
― Charles Eames

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: hermes2015 on January 13, 2020, 05:11:17 AM


:rofl: I can't help but read it the way they certainly didn't want it to be read!
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Dark Lightning

 ;D  I think that's funny!  My wife went  ::)

billy rubin

i get great amuzement from my daughters. whenever i wear a new shirt or pair of trouserz i leave all the tags on them, which mortifiez them. i have no issues at all looking like a moron in public, but they cant stand it anz sneak up on me to rip off the labelz.

a week or two back i had a double- header, tags on my trousers and my shirt both, at the zame time. i was saving the moment for the girls and went to tbe grocery ztore, where i casually walked by a woman and her teenage daughter.

as i looked over the floured tortillas, i heard a soft voice behind me

excuse me sir, just let me get these for you

and i felt my tags being gently disengaged from my clothing

anyway i lost my tags to a very nice woman, while her daughter (who probably instigated the raid) hung back trying not to look scandalized

and a good time was had by all, or at least two of those prezent who were not teenagerz



set the function, not the mechanism.