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Started by Dave, September 06, 2017, 06:32:33 PM

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Sandra Craft

Quote from: Tank on September 02, 2018, 04:46:11 PM
You'll never forge it once you've seen it and you'll tell all your mates!

I would absolutely have to buy a chair there.
Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany

Dave

Quote from: Sandra Craft on September 02, 2018, 08:36:10 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 02, 2018, 04:46:11 PM
You'll never forge it once you've seen it and you'll tell all your mates!

I would absolutely have to buy a chair there.

Then frame the receipt?
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Sandra Craft

Quote from: Dave on September 02, 2018, 09:14:43 PM
Quote from: Sandra Craft on September 02, 2018, 08:36:10 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 02, 2018, 04:46:11 PM
You'll never forge it once you've seen it and you'll tell all your mates!

I would absolutely have to buy a chair there.

Then frame the receipt?

And hang it right over the chair.
Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany

No one

3 men are in a boat. They have 4 cigarettes. But no way to light them. What do they do?




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Dark Lightning

Quote from: No one on September 03, 2018, 02:50:21 AM
3 men are in a boat. They have 4 cigarettes. But no way to light them. What do they do?




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Heh, you funny! I would have said that they could eat them. I think that the rush would come eventually, but not necessarily as "pleasantly" as the smoke.

Tank

Quote from: No one on September 03, 2018, 02:50:21 AM
3 men are in a boat. They have 4 cigarettes. But no way to light them. What do they do?




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Throw one cigarette out of the boat and make the boat a cigarette lighter!

The reason I know this is that when I was a kid I had a Batman LP and the Riddler asks that question of Batman. I have probably heard that joke more than any other in my entire life as I used to listen to that LP a lot!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

hermes2015

"Eventually everything connects - people, ideas, objects. The quality of the connections is the key to quality per se."
― Charles Eames

Dave

Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Ecurb Noselrub

Very Wile E. public notice from the Sheriff.

xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Dave

Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


jumbojak



I'm not sure if it's real but this one always makes me chuckle. I know several people who I could see doing this.

"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey