Weasel takes out Large Hadron Collider

Ecurb Noselrub · April 29, 2016, 08:51:36 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/29/tech/cern-weasel-irpt/index.html

When last seen, the weasel was traveling through a wormhole to an alternate universe.

No one · April 29, 2016, 11:23:53 PM

Sandra Craft · April 29, 2016, 11:33:14 PM

Why do rodents want want our wires? It can't taste that good and wouldn't make comfortable bedding.

Tank · April 30, 2016, 07:02:13 AM

Asmo suicide rodent failure?

OldGit · April 30, 2016, 09:30:29 AM

During the battle of Stalingrad, mice gnawed the wiring of a large number of German tanks and put them out of action.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/22nd_Panzer_Division_%28Wehrmacht%29

Claireliontamer · April 30, 2016, 10:56:58 AM

Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on April 29, 2016, 11:33:14 PM
Why do rodents want want our wires? It can't taste that good and wouldn't make comfortable bedding.

Because their teeth grow continuously they have a chewing instinct to wear them down. They will chew ANYTHING, wires tend to be the right size for them to get their teeth into.

xSilverPhinx · April 30, 2016, 12:46:48 PM

That weasel!

Firebird · April 30, 2016, 08:35:59 PM

Talk about weaseling your way out of work

OldGit · April 30, 2016, 08:38:49 PM

All together now - one, two, three:

Weasel overcome, weasel overcome, weasel overcome some day ...

Tank · April 30, 2016, 09:21:12 PM

Pop goes the weasel!

Magdalena · April 30, 2016, 11:26:18 PM

Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on April 29, 2016, 08:51:36 PM
When last seen, the weasel was traveling through a wormhole to an alternate universe.

Ecurb Noselrub · April 30, 2016, 11:47:23 PM

Quote from: OldGit on April 30, 2016, 08:38:49 PM
All together now - one, two, three:

Weasel overcome, weasel overcome, weasel overcome some day ...

This one has to be in the Top 10 of HAF posts.

xSilverPhinx · May 01, 2016, 12:10:20 AM

Quote from: Magdalena on April 30, 2016, 11:26:18 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on April 29, 2016, 08:51:36 PM
When last seen, the weasel was traveling through a wormhole to an alternate universe.

Here I am rattling my brain trying to remember the cartoon that scene is from but I just can't.

Sandra Craft · May 01, 2016, 01:19:58 AM

Quote from: Claireliontamer on April 30, 2016, 10:56:58 AM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on April 29, 2016, 11:33:14 PM
Why do rodents want want our wires? It can't taste that good and wouldn't make comfortable bedding.

Because their teeth grow continuously they have a chewing instinct to wear them down. They will chew ANYTHING, wires tend to be the right size for them to get their teeth into.

Now I'm sad, those poor doomed rodents!

Magdalena · May 01, 2016, 02:18:18 AM

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 01, 2016, 12:10:20 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on April 30, 2016, 11:26:18 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on April 29, 2016, 08:51:36 PM
When last seen, the weasel was traveling through a wormhole to an alternate universe.

Here I am rattling my brain trying to remember the cartoon that scene is from but I just can't.

The weasels that die laughing.

Here's a hint: Jessica and Roger.

News:

Weasel takes out Large Hadron Collider