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Started by Tank, December 19, 2015, 11:49:35 AM

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xSilverPhinx

#570
February 04, 2021, 12:09:35 PM
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Tank

#571
February 04, 2021, 04:15:56 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Icarus

#572
February 05, 2021, 02:45:16 AM
That was not so bad, SIlver.  I laughed out loud. Laughter is damn good therapy. 

xSilverPhinx

#573
February 07, 2021, 12:48:24 AM
:grin: :grin: :grin:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Ecurb Noselrub

#574
July 21, 2021, 01:18:10 AM Last Edit: August 04, 2021, 07:11:53 PM by Ecurb Noselrub
What made Wales Hungary for Turkey Chile?









They wanted it because it has less Greece.

Biggus Dickus

#575
August 04, 2021, 03:13:37 PM
Last night my wife asked me to make meat loaf. I told her I would do anything for dinner, but I won't do that...
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Biggus Dickus

#576
August 16, 2021, 06:24:14 PM
In some circles Bigfoot is often mistaken for Sasquatch...Yeti never complains.
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

No one

#577
August 17, 2021, 12:45:18 AM
A cheese factory exploded in France.


Da Brie is everywhere.

Biggus Dickus

#578
August 17, 2021, 07:39:44 PM
What's the difference between a circus and a brothel?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts...
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Icarus

#579
August 18, 2021, 04:12:28 AM
^ ooooh!   ;D

Biggus Dickus

#580
August 19, 2021, 06:12:29 PM
We just bought a pony!!

Her mother's name is Vino Blanca, and the Father's name is Dark Red Wine, so we named the pony "Caberneigh:!
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Ecurb Noselrub

#581
August 23, 2021, 04:04:33 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on August 19, 2021, 06:12:29 PM
We just bought a pony!!

Her mother's name is Vino Blanca, and the Father's name is Dark Red Wine, so we named the pony "Caberneigh:!

If the mother's name was "Mare-Low" you would have a little table wine.

No one

#582
August 29, 2021, 02:51:33 AM
Cowch for sale.

Biggus Dickus

#583
September 07, 2021, 07:53:48 PM
Some sad news, apparently Bruce Willis overdosed on Viagra!

He always said he'd "Die Hard"!
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

No one

#584
September 07, 2021, 07:55:39 PM
I listened to Justin Bieber, now I have hearing aids.
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