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Punishing puns! and spoonerisms and malapropisms etc.

Started by Tank, December 19, 2015, 11:49:35 AM

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Dave

#270
August 20, 2016, 03:51:53 AM
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

xSilverPhinx

#271
August 21, 2016, 12:25:31 PM
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Tank

#272
September 01, 2016, 06:58:15 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

joeactor

#273
September 01, 2016, 02:41:10 PM
^^ (*ow*)

Tank

#274
September 03, 2016, 04:51:47 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Arturo

#275
September 04, 2016, 07:21:38 AM
It's Okay To Say You're Welcome
     Just let people be themselves.
     Ａｒｔｕｒｏ　Ｔｈｅ１　 リ壱

xSilverPhinx

#276
September 07, 2016, 01:18:48 PM
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

joeactor

#277
September 07, 2016, 02:39:51 PM
^^^  ;D :o ;)

xSilverPhinx

#278
September 11, 2016, 04:07:12 PM
I don't know if this has been posted before, but here goes.  ;D

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

xSilverPhinx

#279
September 17, 2016, 12:29:54 AM
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Tom62

#280
September 17, 2016, 09:05:11 AM
The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
Robert A. Heinlein

Asmodean

#281
September 17, 2016, 11:56:18 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on September 17, 2016, 12:29:54 AM


That's where the bear rolls his eyes, does an absent-minded slapping gesture and we see the deer with its bear hands and all flying through the air into a tree, yes?
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

xSilverPhinx

#282
September 17, 2016, 04:57:07 PM
Yes, I believe that would be the most likely sequence of events. :smilenod:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Arturo

#283
September 19, 2016, 11:14:09 AM
What did the pirate say when he found his peg leg in his freezer?

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     Just let people be themselves.
     Ａｒｔｕｒｏ　Ｔｈｅ１　 リ壱

xSilverPhinx

#284
October 04, 2016, 12:37:53 PM




I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

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