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Punishing puns! and spoonerisms and malapropisms etc.

Started by Tank, December 19, 2015, 11:49:35 AM

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Tank

#240
June 15, 2016, 12:44:43 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

#241
June 21, 2016, 10:45:54 PM






I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Tank

#242
June 27, 2016, 12:38:07 PM
The philosophy student was invited to a brothel by his room-mates, but decided to stay home and study.

He put Descartes before the whores...
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#243
June 27, 2016, 12:39:37 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Essie Mae

#244
June 27, 2016, 12:50:17 PM
 Lots of laughs interspersed with some groans.

Something must be corrupted - whenever I try to access the extended emoticons, I get a site saying 'about blank'. Any suggestions?
Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Wm Shakespeare

Arturo

#245
June 27, 2016, 07:22:07 PM






It's Okay To Say You're Welcome
     Just let people be themselves.
     Ａｒｔｕｒｏ　Ｔｈｅ１　 リ壱

Guardian85

#246
June 27, 2016, 10:17:57 PM


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Tank

#247
July 05, 2016, 06:47:44 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Dave

#248
July 05, 2016, 10:35:44 AM
Be careful about how you use puns, there were Punic Wars in olden times!

Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

joeactor

#249
July 05, 2016, 10:24:40 PM

Tank

#250
July 10, 2016, 07:44:41 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Dave

#251
July 17, 2016, 08:58:44 PM Last Edit: July 17, 2016, 10:44:44 PM by Gloucester
. . . do you get if you cross a pickle with a deer?

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. . . do you get if you pour vinegar in your ear?

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. . . is green and has two wheels?

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[Groan]
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Dave

#252
July 17, 2016, 10:41:09 PM
What has a 1000cc engine, two wheels and cuts grass?

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Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Tank

#253
July 21, 2016, 07:32:17 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

joeactor

#254
July 21, 2016, 03:04:42 PM
Quote from: Tank on July 21, 2016, 07:32:17 AM


Ok, UK question - Are green onions called chives in the UK?
They do that in Texas, and I always thought it was odd. I mean, when I ask for chives on my baked potato, I don't want green onions. I want chives!
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