Punishing puns! and spoonerisms and malapropisms etc.

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Arturo

#225
May 14, 2016, 05:09:38 AM
Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger confirmed they will be doing a movie about Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and John Sebastian Bach. When asked about who he would play, Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be Bach."
It's Okay To Say You're Welcome
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Pasta Chick

#226
May 14, 2016, 05:33:33 AM
I went to this zoo, and in the whole place the only animal was one domestic dog. It was a Shih Tzu.

Magdalena

#227
May 14, 2016, 06:28:12 AM
Will the puns stop? Yo, I don't know.

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Ecurb Noselrub

#228
May 15, 2016, 02:45:14 PM
Quote from: Icarus on May 14, 2016, 03:22:59 AM
Re you impieing that the hay will go to heaven out a horses ass?

I think it's Christian Bale, an English Actor.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Bale

Tank

#229
May 16, 2016, 01:15:19 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

#230
June 07, 2016, 01:24:30 AM
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

joeactor

#231
June 07, 2016, 06:11:44 PM
^^ lol! (ow) ^^

Tank

#232
June 10, 2016, 08:13:26 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Biggus Dickus

#233
June 11, 2016, 05:12:32 PM
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Tank

#234
June 12, 2016, 09:56:33 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

#235
June 12, 2016, 01:24:18 PM
^ :grin:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Asmodean

#236
June 12, 2016, 03:21:37 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Bad Penny II

#237
June 12, 2016, 03:46:34 PM
If someone can come up with a pun that links the before their timedness of the Velvet Underground which included John Cale with the current popularity of spinachy kale to my satisfaction, I'll pay them $1.50
Take my advice, don't listen to me.

joeactor

#238
June 12, 2016, 04:08:04 PM

xSilverPhinx

#239
June 15, 2016, 12:04:42 AM
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

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