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Punishing puns! and spoonerisms and malapropisms etc.

Started by Tank, December 19, 2015, 11:49:35 AM

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Biggus Dickus

#150
February 05, 2016, 05:49:00 PM
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Tank

#151
February 05, 2016, 06:25:12 PM
Spring is just around the corner.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Biggus Dickus

#152
February 05, 2016, 06:31:09 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 05, 2016, 06:25:12 PM
Spring is just around the corner.

So it's not a UK thing, it's a Bruno is "too dense" thing...anyway I was concentrating too much on the shadow it cast, thought it was a notebook or something?


Duh...
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Essie Mae

#153
February 06, 2016, 02:12:13 PM
Same here.
Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Wm Shakespeare

Biggus Dickus

#154
February 06, 2016, 03:50:21 PM
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Ecurb Noselrub

#155
February 07, 2016, 06:13:28 AM

Tom62

#156
February 07, 2016, 10:01:00 AM
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
Robert A. Heinlein

Biggus Dickus

#157
February 07, 2016, 04:47:30 PM
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Biggus Dickus

#158
February 11, 2016, 01:50:25 PM
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

xSilverPhinx

#159
February 13, 2016, 11:03:38 AM
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Tank

#160
February 15, 2016, 08:29:01 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#161
February 17, 2016, 08:19:01 AM
From one of our new members.

"Wiping out an entire insect species could be catastrophic for monkey people and give rise to vegetable based life-forms...

Planet of the grapes.

Zen"
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#162
February 22, 2016, 07:11:57 PM
What do witches use in the summer???

Sun tan potion!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#163
February 25, 2016, 09:38:26 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Guardian85

#164
February 25, 2016, 11:28:05 PM
I would so cook with that...  8)




It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.


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