Punishing puns! and spoonerisms and malapropisms etc.

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Asmodean

#90
January 10, 2016, 08:51:14 PM
A creatively decorated asthma inhaler?
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

#91
January 10, 2016, 09:09:46 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 10, 2016, 08:51:14 PM
A creatively decorated asthma inhaler?
Nope.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Buddy

#92
January 10, 2016, 09:27:45 PM
Vlad the Inhaler
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Tank

#93
January 10, 2016, 09:28:13 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

#94
January 11, 2016, 08:28:49 AM
How was that different from what The Asmo said!?
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Guardian85

#95
January 11, 2016, 08:32:18 AM
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Hey get out! We don't want your type in here!"


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Tank

#96
January 11, 2016, 12:41:56 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 11, 2016, 08:28:49 AM
How was that different from what The Asmo said!?
We're on the pun thread where accuracy is different from elsewhere.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Buddy

#97
January 11, 2016, 04:35:26 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 11, 2016, 12:41:56 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 11, 2016, 08:28:49 AM
How was that different from what The Asmo said!?
We're on the pun thread where accuracy is different from elsewhere.

Besides, while you were gone I took over your position as forum deity.
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Asmodean

#98
January 11, 2016, 05:20:58 PM
Hm! No Divine Eyebrows.  >:(
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

#99
January 12, 2016, 12:41:17 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Magdalena

#100
January 13, 2016, 04:09:26 AM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on January 11, 2016, 04:35:26 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 11, 2016, 12:41:56 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 11, 2016, 08:28:49 AM
How was that different from what The Asmo said!?
We're on the pun thread where accuracy is different from elsewhere.

Besides, while you were gone I took over your position as forum deity.
Quote from: Asmodean on January 11, 2016, 05:20:58 PM
Hm! No Divine Eyebrows.  >:(

Multiple deities?

I like that.

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Asmodean

#101
January 13, 2016, 07:05:09 AM
Yes, well... He shalt SMITE the blasphemously-Divine-Eyebrowless one, THEN we'll see.  >:(
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Magdalena

#102
January 13, 2016, 06:38:24 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 13, 2016, 07:05:09 AM
Yes, well... He shalt SMITE the blasphemously-Divine-Eyebrowless one, THEN we'll see.  >:(
Yes, THEN we'll see, but right now, we have two: The Grayly-Divine Grumpy Lumpy one, and The Blasphemously-Divine-Eyebrowless one, (AKA Goddess of chaos.) I do want coffee and doughnuts, but I also want--what is it that The Asmo provides? I forgot.  :headscratch:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Tank

#103
January 13, 2016, 06:41:44 PM
Pebbles. Asmo provides pebbles.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Magdalena

#104
January 13, 2016, 06:51:53 PM
That not very inviting anymore, is it?

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant
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