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Biggus Dickus

#75
January 07, 2016, 02:40:31 PM
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls.

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I went to a funeral this morning for a friend who died from a viagra-overdose, the family was extremelly distraught because they couldn't close the casket.
Quote from: Davin on January 05, 2016, 04:52:42 PM
It must have been hard on them.
Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really! >:(
Cut it out!

Mags I really don't think "Cutting It Out" is the best resolution for this problem, surely they could just strap it down, anyway I'm not cutting anything.

Bruno de la Pole!
Really! >:(
Knock it off!

Magdalena ,so you want I should pull out?

Bruno de la Pole!
Really! >:(
Zip it, just zip it!

Magdalena , not sure how long I can keep this up.
You should check with your doctor to see if the blue pill is right for you.

Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really! >:(
It is getting tense.
Break it up and drop it.

Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 07, 2016, 02:00:52 PM

Oops, I'm sorry...nothing to say here.

(Premature Posting, so embarrassing)

I can't stop, and it's lasted longer than four hours.

Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really! >:(
Put a lid on it.
Just let it rest--in peace.

Funerals will never be the same for me from now on.  :shifty:

Ok Magdalena

Davin I think something like this would work, we just need to reposition.








"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Buddy

#76
January 07, 2016, 10:21:41 PM
 I saw a girl today who had 12 nipples. Sounds crazy, dozen tit?
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Tank

#77
January 08, 2016, 12:59:24 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Guardian85

#78
January 08, 2016, 01:33:33 PM
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Asmodean

#79
January 08, 2016, 02:14:20 PM
The Asmo blames the cartoonist. Shouldnae have drawn the muslim prophet with a bomb in his turban.  >:(
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Ecurb Noselrub

#80
January 09, 2016, 02:34:33 AM
What is it called when you are so constipated that you can't even pass gas?

Congestive Fart Failure.

Biggus Dickus

#81
January 09, 2016, 04:25:34 PM
Sticking with the funeral theme.



:-X
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Tank

#82
January 09, 2016, 10:32:37 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Guardian85

#83
January 09, 2016, 10:37:49 PM
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Biggus Dickus

#84
January 10, 2016, 01:31:53 AM
a roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "five beers please"
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Magdalena

#85
January 10, 2016, 03:10:20 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 10, 2016, 01:31:53 AM
a roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "five beers please"
Ha-ha! I get it.  :snicker:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Biggus Dickus

#86
January 10, 2016, 03:23:16 AM
A good Latin student never declines sex.
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Guardian85

#87
January 10, 2016, 04:42:41 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 10, 2016, 03:23:16 AM
A good Latin student never declines sex.
I suppose that makes me a good latin student.  ;)
Funny, I barely speak any latin....


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Biggus Dickus

#88
January 10, 2016, 03:39:37 PM
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Tank

#89
January 10, 2016, 08:00:46 PM
Who is this?

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.
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