Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread

[Arturo]

It's a weird feeling watching people fight over your ass

[Biggus Dickus]

It's a weird feeling watching people fight over your ass

Must be some ass!

[Magdalena]

I am writing this at someone else's house, since my own WiFi died two days ago. It is so frustrating, because I log on to HAF every morning to see what's new, almost like smokers do when they have their first cigarette. Now I just stare at an empty Firefox page. Remote diagnostics did not help, so they promised to send someone on Monday morning.

Monday is almost over and you're not here. 

Dear Diary,
It's Tuesday and it looks as if hermes2015 still doesn't have WiFi.

I hope he has survived the "draught" thus far.

It gives me a warm glow to see that some of you are concerned about my connectivity. No, things are still very bad -  it seems that there has been some damage to our cable, so it may take a day or two longer to get back to normal. Until then, we live in hope.

Awwwww.....how sweet, a "warm glow." 
Please keep us posted. 

[hermes2015]

Awwwww.....how sweet, a "warm glow." 
Please keep us posted. 

Rejoice! After much troubleshooting and gnashing of teeth, the fibre optic cable turned out to be undamaged. However, the naughty laser in the box in my apartment was found to be misbehaving (probably my influence) and after they replaced it, everything was back to normal. One good thing is that the new laser has a range of 20 km instead of the old one's 3 km range. That means it is much higher powered and gives a better S/N ratio.

As I said earlier, I really appreciate your concern. Loss of wifi is almost as stressful as a death in the family.

[Magdalena]

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As I said earlier, I really appreciate your concern. Loss of wifi is almost as stressful as a death in the family.

I can only imagine! 

[Magdalena]

Hm!  Rain on The Asmo's parade of harmless vicious mockery of another's ass-related issues, why doncha! 

[hermes2015]

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As I said earlier, I really appreciate your concern. Loss of wifi is almost as stressful as a death in the family.

I can only imagine! 

I guess it qualifies as a first world problem and I should not have whined so much .

[No one]

hermes2015:
Loss of wifi is almost as stressful as a death in the family.

Depending on the family, and the member, more tears may be shed over the loss of the wifi.

[Arturo]

Hm!  Rain on The Asmo's parade of harmless vicious mockery of another's ass-related issues, why doncha! 

I was going to respond to the other part he did when I came up with something good. So here it is...

Well, He hereby PROCLAIMS it to be a hemorrhoid. How's about THAT?! 

Ahem...

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.

[hermes2015]

hermes2015:
Loss of wifi is almost as stressful as a death in the family.

Depending on the family, and the member, more tears may be shed over the loss of the wifi.

That is so true.

[No one]

[Magdalena]

...
As I said earlier, I really appreciate your concern. Loss of wifi is almost as stressful as a death in the family.

I can only imagine! 

I guess it qualifies as a first world problem and I should not have whined so much .

It's OK. Maybe you are not a fork, a spoon, or a knife, maybe you should get a corkscrew, like Arturo.

Corkscrews - because we like winers, but not whiners.

[Magdalena]

Hm!  Rain on The Asmo's parade of harmless vicious mockery of another's ass-related issues, why doncha! 

I was going to respond to the other part he did when I came up with something good. So here it is...

Well, He hereby PROCLAIMS it to be a hemorrhoid. How's about THAT?! 

Ahem...

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.

[hermes2015]

...
As I said earlier, I really appreciate your concern. Loss of wifi is almost as stressful as a death in the family.

I can only imagine! 

I guess it qualifies as a first world problem and I should not have whined so much .

It's OK. Maybe you are not a fork, a spoon, or a knife, maybe you should get a corkscrew, like Arturo.

Corkscrews - because we like winers, but not whiners.

No, I am a French Army knife.

[Biggus Dickus]

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As I said earlier, I really appreciate your concern. Loss of wifi is almost as stressful as a death in the family.

I can only imagine! 

I guess it qualifies as a first world problem and I should not have whined so much .