The last person to post here wins!

[Firebird]

Wins bragging rights anyway. And I win!

[xSilverPhinx]

As a certified thread killer, I win this one.

[Buddy]

Yay I win! Suck it losers! 

[Stevil]

Problem is, with no end date how will anyone ever know that they have won?
Just when you think you have won, someone else comes along and ruins it!!!!

Ultimately this is destined to be a thread full of losers.

I refuse to participate.
You can't make me! I won't do it
I just flat out refuse

<Message to Moderator>Quick, lock this thread, otherwise the forum will disintegrate into an utter mess, it will be chaos! Lock it quick, lock it now, it must be locked!<End of Message to Moderator>
<BTW>Don't leave a "For the ongoing saftey of the participants of this forum I have locked this thread" message. Just lock it, no message, let mine be the last in this horrible thread. We can't let this drag on!<End of BTW>

[Siz]

I think I might have just won!
The first thing I've ever won in my life. My mum will be so proud. I feel on top of the world. No more 'Siz the ne'er-do-well'. This could be the start of the new successful me. Just in time too - things were going so badly in my life, I was gonna end it all. But now... now... I can put all that behind me!

EDIT: Bastards. Goodbye cruel world...

[Tank]

I will lock the thread sometime in the next 24 hours the last person to have posted will be the winner.

However if the person who wins has posted 10 or more times I will delete the thread thus reducing every bodies post count back by the number of posts in the thread  -Tank

Yes I'm a Bastard 

[OldGit]

What if I grab the last post and hide it here in the wilds of nowhere?  I often try this in the equivalent thread on another forum, but unfortunately some beggar always declares they've found it. 

Still, that thread has gone on for years and is good fun.

[Ali]

Tank - is the new rule that the winner can not have posted +10x on this thread, or ever?  Because if it's ever, this thread is doomed.  Dooooooomed.

[Asmodean]

Is the point of a thread getting as many replies as possible though? HAF is not Twitter or that sort of garbage after all.

[Tank]

Tank - is the new rule that the winner can not have posted +10x on this thread, or ever?  Because if it's ever, this thread is doomed.  Dooooooomed.

10 or more in this thread means you lose even if you win 

[Tank]

Is the point of a thread getting as many replies as possible though? HAF is not Twitter or that sort of garbage after all.

Thus proclaims the third highest poster on the forum 

[Asmodean]

Is the point of a thread getting as many replies as possible though? HAF is not Twitter or that sort of garbage after all.

Thus proclaims the third highest poster on the forum 

...And the highest non-staff poster, no?

But since He is The Asmo and The Gray Tome states that that, which is proclaimed by Asmo is well and truly proclaimed (Ref. Asmology thread), He must be right by definition. 

[DeterminedJuliet]

Is the point of a thread getting as many replies as possible though? HAF is not Twitter or that sort of garbage after all.

#Iwin #Yay

[Tank]

DJ wins