damn fucking gum

[tacoma_kyle]

Man this is why I never buy gum.

I get a pack and I open it. And eat it piece after piece after piece. I opened a pack of Orbit gum like 10 minutes ago and it as 42% gone. I dont know how people eat at steady, slowww rates. Regulated rates. I dont get it.


Yeah I was that motivated. So hows the gum been?

[MommaSquid]

I love Orbit gum!  It's the best.  I also like mints and rootbeer barrels.

[tacoma_kyle]

Oh I like it too....just why the heck cant I stop eating it when I et some? ugh...

[Gibson]

Good to know I'm not alone.  I can't seem to make gum (or mints) last.  I also can't suck on a lipop or hard candy for long - I always end up crunching it.

[Bella]

You... eat gum? Well, I dunno... I don't chew gum for enjoyment, I guess. I chew it so that I'm not stinky. It's not uncommon for me to toss it before five minutes because its purpose has been served.

I like that dentyne ice stuff. It's just in its little bubble until I want it. None of that unwrapping stuff.

[MommaSquid]

I also can't suck on a  

[tacoma_kyle]

I did it once when I was like 11, other times as well I just dont remember. I recall when actually licking it I got to like 1130. My tongue was probably dry though . And small...

[Steve Reason]

Halitosis,
it's so grand
Makes you stink
Kills your plans

But if you try
I think you'll notice
When you fart
It kills your 'tosis!

[MysticalChicken]

I also can't suck on a  

That owl may be my most favorite advertising mascot ever.

"One... two-WHO ... three... *crunch!* Three."

[Smarmy Of One]

I don't eat all my gum at the same time, but I chew really vigorously and for hours. The next day after I chew gum, my jaw hurts like somebody punched me in the mouth.

[Whitney]

I don't chew gum because I don't like it...mints are much better.

Gum looses it's flavor and starts to taste like spit after a few minutes and then you have to find something to spit it into.

[tacoma_kyle]

Thats half the reason why I keep eating it---tastes like ass after its done so I gotta refresh my mouth .

[LSchune]

I'm a white girl.  We smack gum all day long  

I personally love the Bubbalicious strawberry gum.  The flavor lasts longer and you can blow some mean sized bubbles out of that stuff.

[Mister Joy]

I've only ever really chewed gum the last time I tried to give up smoking. It was nicotine gum, it tasted like rubber and it didn't work anyway. I just found myself wanting to do both. Don't really see the appeal.

[rlrose328]

We got the kid some sugar-free gum last week... the one that claims to keep teeth white and clean.  Since then, he insists he has to chew a piece of gum after every meal.  LOL!  Great advertising, eh?