Game: The Next Person... (true or false)

[Bad Penny II]

FALSE
Without the eye improving advantage the orange carrot gave Spitfire pilots during WWII the Hun would have won, it is known.

The NxT would risk choking on their own vomit if they could take a ride in a Spitfire.

[No one]

Yeah, no!


The following poster had an affair with Queen Elizabeth, and is sworn to secrecy.

[Bad Penny II]

The following poster had an affair with Queen Elizabeth, and is sworn to secrecy.

False

2022 Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Friday , 18 February ends on Sunday , 6 March

It was years ago, my Queens  demands were many, I don't remember secrecy being one of them.

TnP never resorts to bullshit in answering a TNP thing.

[No one]

I wouldn't shit you, you're my favorite turd.


The following poster has a serious collection of pornographic black light posters.

[billy rubin]

purple carrots are real?

[Tank]

purple carrots are real?

http://www.carrotmuseum.co.uk/maroon.html

[Ecurb Noselrub]

I wouldn't shit you, you're my favorite turd.


The following poster has a serious collection of pornographic black light posters.

False. I used to have one, but all the posters stopped posting.

TNP notices that billy rubin adorably derails every thread he touches, but finds it humorous so he/she takes no action.

[billy rubin]

i cant help myself

[Ecurb Noselrub]

We understand.

I will answer my own post: True.

TNP thinks Putin may have overplayed his hand and miscalculated the resolve of NATO.

[Dark Lightning]

False. I expect that NATO and the rest of the world are going to let him keep the parts of Ukraine that he is "protecting from aggression". FFS, this shit is crazy. He got away with it in Crimea, so why not, I guess?

Don't know how this got political, but tnp does.

[Mr. B]

False. I expect that NATO and the rest of the world are going to let him keep the parts of Ukraine that he is "protecting from aggression". FFS, this shit is crazy. He got away with it in Crimea, so why not, I guess?

Don't know how this got political, but tnp does.

True. I do know. It's too simple. Politics is religion.

TNP has never experimented with peanutbutter.

[No one]

Nice try Skippy, but I won't divulge any trade secrets.


The following poster had a 3rd nipple removed.

[Bad Penny II]

False, I just had it realigned to attain symmetry with the other five.

The Np is a dolphin or a dugong or some other aquatic mammal held inside a secret government facility who is allowed to post on this forum as long as they don't reveal that they are a dolphin or a dugong or some other aquatic mammal held inside a secret government facility.

[No one]

That's just flippin' crazy talk.


The following poster is a professional pizza box construction artist. They're even in the Guinness Book of World Records.

[Bad Penny II]

False, I do it for free, amateur pizza box construction artists don't need to eat much anyway.

T Np thinks No one is a dolphin or a dugong or some other aquatic mammal held inside a secret government facility who is allowed to post on this forum as long as they don't reveal that they are a dolphin or a dugong or some other aquatic mammal held inside a secret government facility. It would explain a lot.