Game: The Next Person... (true or false)

[Mr. B]

True.

TNP got an unexpected widfall today.

[billy rubin]

i talk to myself and would drive you nuts

[Ecurb Noselrub]

False, I did not get an unexpected (or expected) windfall today, unfortunately.

TNP is experiencing "bad news overload" and is laying off of following the international scene for a few days.

[Mr. B]

True.

TNP will post something pithy.

[Bad Penny II]

True, I like oranges, I buy them, refrigerate them, .... three months later they are much less attractive
The next turnip has had similar experiences with fruit and or vegetables.

[billy rubin]

true

i purchase wonderful delightful vegetables to eat

my kids bury them in tbe refridgerator behind soft drinks and old half eaten fast food burgers
. they become lost

after a while i go in and tbrow out the residue

TNP has captured snakes in his kitchen

[Ecurb Noselrub]

False, but I trapped and killed a water moccasin (one of 4 poisonous snake varieties in Texas) in my living room a few years ago. Put a bucket over him, slid a piece of cardboard under it to contain him, took him outside, and dispatched him with a garden hose. I think he had visited my swimming pool and wandered in through the garage.  I have also killed coral snakes in my yard.

TNP does not like spiders.

[billy rubin]

corals
diamondbacks
mocassins

massasaugas?

no other rattlesnakes? you should have several

what about copperheads up in the ne?

[Ecurb Noselrub]

The 4 varieties of poisonous snakes in TX are rattlesnakes, copperheads, coral snakes, and water moccasins (cotton mouths). We have them in Central Texas.

[billy rubin]

in ohio all we have are timber and massasaugua rattlesnakes.

never seen the timber. bigger than diamondbacks i think.

never seen the copperheads here but theres bazillions of ratsnakes and natrix. caught a hognose once down from the house. i catch all the ratsnakes i can to control the mice, but the cats have taken thst over

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Back to the game:  TNP does not like spiders.

[Mr. B]

True but I have never actually taken the time to get to know one.

TNP masturbates too much.

[Tank]

False.

TNP likes flying.

[Biggus Dickus]

Very, very true...I like jumping out of those flying machines as well!!

TNP likes snorkeling.

[Tank]

Very, very true...I like jumping out of those flying machines as well!!

TNP likes snorkeling.

True! And I have done far too little of it.

TNP has been attacked and bitten by a fish?