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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #390 on: October 12, 2017, 01:52:19 PM »
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #391 on: October 22, 2017, 10:50:44 PM »
Got this in a message:

1: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
2: What?
1: Nothing, they just waved.
2: :picard facepalm:
1: Sea what I did there?
2: No.
1: Shore you did!
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #392 on: October 23, 2017, 06:07:30 AM »
Got this in a message:

1: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
2: What?
1: Nothing, they just waved.
2: :picard facepalm:
1: Sea what I did there?
2: No.
1: Shore you did!

That is an abysmal joke! Plumbs the very depths of humour...
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #393 on: October 23, 2017, 10:07:25 PM »
Quite impressive; definitely in my ‘so bad it's good’ class
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #394 on: October 23, 2017, 10:37:07 PM »
Got this in a message:

1: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
2: What?
1: Nothing, they just waved.
2: :picard facepalm:
1: Sea what I did there?
2: No.
1: Shore you did!

That is an abysmal joke! Plumbs the very depths of humour...

:grin:

Sometimes you look into the abyss and a bad joke looks right back at you.
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #395 on: October 23, 2017, 11:05:24 PM »
Another bad joke as follows........

My girlfriend thinks that I am a midget piano player

Why does she say that?

I dunno, she keeps saying something about a tiny pianis.

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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #396 on: October 31, 2017, 05:20:53 PM »
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #397 on: October 31, 2017, 11:41:22 PM »
Need to build an ark?  I Noah guy who can do it.

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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #398 on: November 01, 2017, 07:32:22 PM »

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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #399 on: November 06, 2017, 08:29:45 PM »
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #400 on: November 07, 2017, 11:15:52 PM »
Are you an astronomy buff Silver?    I can see Orion on most nights in the southern sky. The old boy has more than three objects in his belt, Only three of them are prominent. Messier objects are nearby. For you he will be in your northern sky if he is visible there at all.  You will be able to see many things that I can not see, 'cause I am on the north side of the equator. 


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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #401 on: November 08, 2017, 06:09:18 AM »
 
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Messier objects are nearby.

'Bout time someone cleaned them up then!
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #402 on: November 08, 2017, 07:33:14 PM »

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Messier objects are nearby.

'Bout time someone cleaned them up then!

beat me to it...

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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #403 on: November 08, 2017, 11:34:32 PM »
Are you an astronomy buff Silver?    I can see Orion on most nights in the southern sky. The old boy has more than three objects in his belt, Only three of them are prominent. Messier objects are nearby. For you he will be in your northern sky if he is visible there at all.  You will be able to see many things that I can not see, 'cause I am on the north side of the equator.

Hell yes! I wanted to be an astrophysicist when I was a kid, but that didn't work out unfortunately...can't get those numbers and formulas into my head to save my life.  ;D

Orion is an easily seen constellation here, and the three bright stars are called the 'Three Marys'.

There's a cool free software called Stellarium if you're interested, where you can see the location and time of appearance of constellations and planets from any point on Earth. 
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Re: Punishing puns!
« Reply #404 on: November 08, 2017, 11:34:55 PM »

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Messier objects are nearby.

'Bout time someone cleaned them up then!

:lol:
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