Punishing puns! and spoonerisms and malapropisms etc.

[Biggus Dickus]

I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.

Maybe puns just aren't your Nietzsche.

8/10 Marx for this follow-up.

Oh... now you've Dennet!

You are all Spinoza control!

No, sir. I'm Unger control.

NO YOU ARENDT!

Stop shouting, FrB, you are Acton badly.

It's getting to be a Paine to catch up!

Think I'll console myself with a Bacon sarnie.

HEY DAVE!

This is between Davin and me so why don't you just Levinas alone!!

[Davin]

You are all Spinoza control!

No, sir. I'm Unger control.

NO YOU ARENDT!

Stop shouting, FrB, you are Acton badly.

It's getting to be a Paine to catch up!

Think I'll console myself with a Bacon sarnie.

HEY DAVE!

This is between Davin and me so why don't you just Levinas alone!!

I don't think it's Wright to treat other people that way. Besides, Heil probably join in no matter what you say.

[Dave]

I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.

Maybe puns just aren't your Nietzsche.

8/10 Marx for this follow-up.

Oh... now you've Dennet!

You are all Spinoza control!

No, sir. I'm Unger control.

NO YOU ARENDT!

Stop shouting, FrB, you are Acton badly.

It's getting to be a Paine to catch up!

Think I'll console myself with a Bacon sarnie.

HEY DAVE!

This is between Davin and me so why don't you just Levinas alone!!

Watts? OK, all Wright, but I was in this before you Monk!

[Beaten to the Wright post there![

[Biggus Dickus]

You are all Spinoza control!

No, sir. I'm Unger control.

NO YOU ARENDT!

Stop shouting, FrB, you are Acton badly.

It's getting to be a Paine to catch up!

Think I'll console myself with a Bacon sarnie.

HEY DAVE!

This is between Davin and me so why don't you just Levinas alone!!

I don't think it's Wright to treat other people that way. Besides, Heil probably join in no matter what you say.

You're right Davin, I was wrong to treat him that way, but he can be so Deleuze-nal!

I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.

Maybe puns just aren't your Nietzsche.

8/10 Marx for this follow-up.

Oh... now you've Dennet!

You are all Spinoza control!

No, sir. I'm Unger control.

NO YOU ARENDT!

Stop shouting, FrB, you are Acton badly.

It's getting to be a Paine to catch up!

Think I'll console myself with a Bacon sarnie.

HEY DAVE!

This is between Davin and me so why don't you just Levinas alone!!

Watts? OK, all Wright, but I was in this before you Monk!

[Beaten to the Wright post there![

Hah, you Lyotard...Davin and I have been doing this for days!

[Essie Mae]

I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.

Maybe puns just aren't your Nietzsche.

8/10 Marx for this follow-up.

Oh... now you've Dennet!

You are all Spinoza control!

No, sir. I'm Unger control.

NO YOU ARENDT!

Stop shouting, FrB, you are Acton badly.

It's getting to be a Paine to catch up!

Think I'll console myself with a Bacon sarnie.

HEY DAVE!

This is between Davin and me so why don't you just Levinas alone!!

Watts? OK, all Wright, but I was in this before you Monk!

[Beaten to the Wright post there![

It's not very Priestly to be so exclusive

[Biggus Dickus]

I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.

Maybe puns just aren't your Nietzsche.

8/10 Marx for this follow-up.

Oh... now you've Dennet!

You are all Spinoza control!

No, sir. I'm Unger control.

NO YOU ARENDT!

Stop shouting, FrB, you are Acton badly.

It's getting to be a Paine to catch up!

Think I'll console myself with a Bacon sarnie.

HEY DAVE!

This is between Davin and me so why don't you just Levinas alone!!

Watts? OK, all Wright, but I was in this before you Monk!

[Beaten to the Wright post there![

It's not very Priestly to be so exclusive

How Rand another one

[Davin]

I'm sure that there are others Chompksy at the bit to Noam their favorite philosophers.

[Dave]

I'm sure that there are others Chompksy at the bit to Noam their favorite philosophers.

Yeah, don't be a party Popper, join in folks!

[Biggus Dickus]

I'm sure that there are others Chompksy at the bit to Noam their favorite philosophers.

Yeah, don't be a party Popper, join in folks!

Well Dave, you and Davin will have to deal with them yourselves as I've got to head out to my yoga class, so I'll just get the Foucault of here!

[Magdalena]

Well Dave, you and Davin will have to deal with them yourselves as I've got to head out to my yoga class, so I'll just get the Foucault of here!

Awwwww...Father, yoga to go? 
Namast'ay. 

Father, is it true that men that go to yoga classes are very loose? 

[Biggus Dickus]

Well Dave, you and Davin will have to deal with them yourselves as I've got to head out to my yoga class, so I'll just get the Foucault of here!

Awwwww...Father, yoga to go? 
Namast'ay. 

Father, is it true that men that go to yoga classes are very loose? 

Namaste Magdalena... Namaste

I'm not sure what you mean by loose Mags, perhaps you are referring to my flexibility? If so than yes, I'm have become quite flexible during my years of practice...or perhaps you mean loose like an adulterer or a fornicater, a hussy, a jade, a strumpet, a trollop, a fornicator?

Nah, I'm a good boy.

Anyway I was Chomsky at the bit last night waiting to see how the philosphy pun thread was going to continue on without me, but I think you killed it Mags...

[Magdalena]

Well Dave, you and Davin will have to deal with them yourselves as I've got to head out to my yoga class, so I'll just get the Foucault of here!

Awwwww...Father, yoga to go? 
Namast'ay. 

Father, is it true that men that go to yoga classes are very loose? 

Namaste Magdalena... Namaste

I'm not sure what you mean by loose Mags, perhaps you are referring to my flexibility? If so than yes, I'm have become quite flexible during my years of practice...or perhaps you mean loose like an adulterer or a fornicater, a hussy, a jade, a strumpet, a trollop, a fornicator?

Nah, I'm a good boy.

Anyway I was Chomsky at the bit last night waiting to see how the philosphy pun thread was going to continue on without me, but I think you killed it Mags...

I did, didn't I?

[Dave]

Yeah, Mags, you Poppered the party!

Well, put a temporary Block on it any way. But I have been Turing through the names and am thinking it might become a bit of a Bohr to keep Hacking away at this theme. So, on Sober reflection I'll call it a day -  just make that day November 16th, World Philisophy Day.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

I would join in the fun, but I always Plato win, so I won't spoil it for you.

[Magdalena]

I think you killed it Mags...

Yeah, Mags, you Poppered the party!