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The Asmodean world domination project.

Started by Tank, February 05, 2012, 08:38:54 AM

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#15
February 05, 2012, 09:55:23 PM
Quote from: Mocha Chief on February 05, 2012, 09:37:50 PM
I am Asmo's Mini-Me. Fear me!
Yes! Fear the Little Asmo! Very deadly.

Just because I lost my noddig smiley:



Tiberian Sun fans will know  :P
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Sandra Craft

#16
February 05, 2012, 10:02:59 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 05, 2012, 09:52:38 PM
Quote from: Mocha Chief on February 05, 2012, 09:37:50 PM
I am Asmo's Mini-Me. Fear me!
I shall fear you a little.  :D

Wait, where does Mini-Asmo live?  My fear level depends a good deal on that.
Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany

Siz

#17
February 05, 2012, 10:13:26 PM
Quote from: Amicale on February 05, 2012, 09:24:26 PM
Emo Asmo really reminds me of Adam Lambert.  ;D (and to me, that's a fun thing!)

Well, that's individuality for you...

How do you know Adam Lambert isn't an Asmo agent?

When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed - Anton LaVey

The universe is a cold, uncaring void. The key to happiness isn't a search for meaning, it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead!

Siz

#18
February 05, 2012, 10:49:26 PM
What if Chuck Norris is an Asmo agent. We're fucked!

When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed - Anton LaVey

The universe is a cold, uncaring void. The key to happiness isn't a search for meaning, it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead!

Mocha Chief

#19
February 05, 2012, 11:14:54 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 05, 2012, 09:52:38 PM
Quote from: Mocha Chief on February 05, 2012, 09:37:50 PM
I am Asmo's Mini-Me. Fear me!
I shall fear you a little.  :D

Eh, fair enough.



Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on February 05, 2012, 10:02:59 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 05, 2012, 09:52:38 PM
Quote from: Mocha Chief on February 05, 2012, 09:37:50 PM
I am Asmo's Mini-Me. Fear me!
I shall fear you a little.  :D

Wait, where does Mini-Asmo live?  My fear level depends a good deal on that.

South Georgia

Asmodean

#20
February 05, 2012, 11:23:04 PM
Quote from: Mocha Chief on February 05, 2012, 11:14:54 PM
South Georgia
...With the ability to dematerialize and reappear where ever there is clay... Or so the legend goes.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Sandra Craft

#21
February 06, 2012, 12:09:42 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on February 05, 2012, 11:23:04 PM
Quote from: Mocha Chief on February 05, 2012, 11:14:54 PM
South Georgia
...With the ability to dematerialize and reappear where ever there is clay... Or so the legend goes.

Well, crap.
Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany

Buddy

#22
February 06, 2012, 12:12:48 AM
Well, when should I expect the Asmo rise? I want to be prepared with Asmo pleasing necessities.
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

The Magic Pudding

#23
February 06, 2012, 12:27:21 AM
Superman fears kryptonite

Asmo fears:



If you use this you still have to fear minions that are unaffected.
Also Asmo keeps his most ingenious and entertaining punishments for those who use it against him.

Ali

#24
February 06, 2012, 02:08:57 AM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on February 06, 2012, 12:12:48 AM
Well, when should I expect the Asmo rise? I want to be prepared with Asmo pleasing necessities.

What are Asmo pleasing necessities?  So far, I have determined cigarettes and heavy metal....

Asmodean

#25
February 06, 2012, 09:20:56 AM
Quote from: Ali on February 06, 2012, 02:08:57 AM
So far, I have determined cigarettes and heavy metal....
Good start... Very good indeed.  :D A generous donation of both islikely to keep His Asmoness pleased for a little while.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Davin

#26
February 06, 2012, 04:35:51 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 05, 2012, 09:27:53 PMWe have information that there was an Emo Asmo at some point, but as yet that is missing!
And found:
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

Tank

#27
February 06, 2012, 04:47:01 PM
Well done agent Devin!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Sweetdeath

#28
February 06, 2012, 04:50:48 PM
Asmoooo,,why you so adorable?? *squish*

(haha, my gf totally loves Adam lambert.)
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Asmodean

#29
February 06, 2012, 05:03:20 PM
There is also The Asmo in a tank. Have in library, but no link... It is around somewhere...
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.
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