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Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4485 on: June 21, 2020, 10:05:48 PM »
Off to Facebook with that one  :lol:
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Into the distance a ribbon of black
Stretched to the point of no turning back
A flight of fancy on a windswept field
Standing alone my senses reeled
A fatal attraction is holding me fast how
How can I escape this irresistible grasp?

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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4487 on: August 02, 2020, 04:42:20 PM »
Billy Rubin, I remember growing up watching Dave Allen. I still laugh at his jokes to this day.
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