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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4515 on: November 29, 2020, 09:51:39 PM »

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« Reply #4518 on: December 12, 2020, 12:58:05 AM »
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« Reply #4519 on: December 26, 2020, 09:07:20 PM »
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
“Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt.” ― Richard P. Feynman
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« Reply #4520 on: December 27, 2020, 03:21:37 AM »
 :rofl: :this:
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« Reply #4521 on: December 27, 2020, 04:29:28 PM »
I lose myself infused in something more than what they've seen
I'm not a slave to greed
I don't embrace your make believe
I've never been for sale no matter what they think I need



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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4522 on: December 27, 2020, 05:05:36 PM »
Man with a male chicken beside him makes a wish at a wishing well. The male chicken grows to an enormous size. The man is upset as this is not quite what he wanted.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
“Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt.” ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
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« Reply #4523 on: December 27, 2020, 05:10:15 PM »
Man with a male chicken beside him makes a wish at a wishing well. The male chicken grows to an enormous size. The man is upset as this is not quite what he wanted.

Ah...ok. I think I get it now.  ;D
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« Reply #4524 on: December 27, 2020, 05:36:51 PM »
Should I worry that I got it immediately?
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« Reply #4525 on: December 27, 2020, 06:11:47 PM »
Should I worry that I got it immediately?

It was expected :D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
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'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

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« Reply #4526 on: December 28, 2020, 12:45:44 AM »
Should I worry that I got it immediately?

It was expected :D
I got it quickly which surprised me. I usually expect one like this to stump me for a bit. I guess my mind is further in the gutter than I thought. :grin:
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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4527 on: December 28, 2020, 01:25:06 AM »
Should I worry that I got it immediately?

It was expected :D
I got it quickly which surprised me. I usually expect one like this to stump me for a bit. I guess my mind is further in the gutter than I thought. :grin:

Pick yours up and let mine float by.  ;D It did actually take me looking at it twice to get it, though.

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« Reply #4528 on: December 28, 2020, 03:06:14 AM »
My not inconsiderable entire body is taking up a lot of space in that gutter.
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« Reply #4529 on: December 28, 2020, 07:37:52 AM »
I am the gutter.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
“Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt.” ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.