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Started by McQ, July 11, 2006, 01:29:58 PM

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McQ

#15
Quote from: "MommaSquid"Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts from http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.  
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.  
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.  
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.  
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk and Kill.  
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are:
       1. Heart Disease
       2. Chuck Norris    
       3. Cancer  
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.  
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.  
10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

(Personal favorites #3 and #10)

Were you using the base 10 numerical system or another one when you numbered this? LOL!
Elvis didn't do no drugs!
--Penn Jillette

MommaSquid

#16
Quote from: "MommaSquid"7. The leading causes of death in the United States are:
       1. Heart Disease
       2. Chuck Norris    
       3. Cancer  
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.  

Those were supposed to be indented!!   :bang:

lol

McQ

#17
Quote from: "MommaSquid"
Quote from: "MommaSquid"7. The leading causes of death in the United States are:
       1. Heart Disease
       2. Chuck Norris    
       3. Cancer  
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.  

Those were supposed to be indented!!   :bang:

lol

Well I'll be damned.
Elvis didn't do no drugs!
--Penn Jillette