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Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4590 on: May 22, 2021, 09:49:54 AM »
Why did police arrest the turkey?

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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4591 on: May 22, 2021, 09:54:53 AM »
Knock, knock!
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Who's there?

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Isabelle.

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Isabelle who?

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Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
“Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt.” ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4592 on: June 15, 2021, 11:38:37 PM »
Knock, knock!
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Who's there?

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Isabelle.

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Isabelle who?

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Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?


Shouldn't you be banned for that?? ::)


...inhabitants are, as the man once said, 'whores, pimps, gamblers, and sons of bitches,' by which he meant everybody. Had the man looked through another peephole he might have said, 'saints and angels and martyrs and holy men,' and he would have meant the same thing.”

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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4593 on: July 30, 2021, 04:05:14 PM »
What is greater than enchiladas?

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...inhabitants are, as the man once said, 'whores, pimps, gamblers, and sons of bitches,' by which he meant everybody. Had the man looked through another peephole he might have said, 'saints and angels and martyrs and holy men,' and he would have meant the same thing.”

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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4594 on: August 01, 2021, 02:45:30 AM »
Knock, knock!
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Who's there?

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Isabelle.

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Isabelle who?

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Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?


Shouldn't you be banned for that?? ::)




That would suck so fuckin bad.
 

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