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It's a miracle!

Started by The Magic Pudding, May 01, 2011, 02:11:17 AM

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May 01, 2011, 02:11:17 AM Last Edit: May 01, 2011, 02:41:56 AM by The Magic Pudding
I was woken this morning to talk about five baby rabbits that have appeared in the rabbit cage.  This is truly miraculous because the people we got our two rabbits from said they were both female, so they must be.  Five immaculately conceived rabbits, what a blessing.  I don't want to hear any questioning of the gender of the rabbit who isn't thinner today than yesterday.  And any questions about whether the cage is constructed in such a manner that it might allow the insertion of a wild rabbit penis, well that's just cynical rationalist talk.  

I haven't worked out the pricing for these miracle rabbits yet, but when I do you guys will get a discount and first choice.  
Though if my sale doesn't work out I might need to start a rabbit recipe thread.

Tank

#1
May 01, 2011, 08:27:51 AM
PICTURES!!!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

#2
May 01, 2011, 09:05:41 AM
...Or it didnae happen *popcorn emoticon*
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

The Magic Pudding

#3
May 01, 2011, 09:42:40 AM
It's a bit difficult getting a photo, they're hiding in straw and the Virgin Millie isn't keen on people poking about.
I'll try in a few days.

MariaEvri

#4
May 02, 2011, 07:10:58 PM
I went to the pet shop two days ago and came back with 4 birds
MIRACLE
no seriously
PICS!
Even crappy blurry ones!
God made me an atheist, who are you to question his wisdom!
www.poseidonsimons.com

Cecilie

#5
May 02, 2011, 07:12:59 PM
Am I the only person who finds it weird that Pudding used words such as "miracle" and "blessing"? WTF?
The world's what you create.

Ihateyoumike

#6
May 02, 2011, 07:40:38 PM
Quote from: Cecilie on May 02, 2011, 07:12:59 PM
Am I the only person who finds it weird that Pudding used words such as "miracle" and "blessing"? WTF?

Yes, but he also laid the sarcasm on so thick it's dripping out my monitor.
Prayers that need no answer now, cause I'm tired of who I am
You were my greatest mistake, I fell in love with your sin
Your littlest sin.

Cecilie

#7
May 02, 2011, 07:58:16 PM
Quote from: Ihateyoumike on May 02, 2011, 07:40:38 PM
Quote from: Cecilie on May 02, 2011, 07:12:59 PM
Am I the only person who finds it weird that Pudding used words such as "miracle" and "blessing"? WTF?

Yes, but he also laid the sarcasm on so thick it's dripping out my monitor.
Very true. Pudding in my opinion is a borderline troll.

...

Love you.
The world's what you create.

Asmodean

#8
May 03, 2011, 06:23:16 AM
Quote from: Cecilie on May 02, 2011, 07:58:16 PMVery true. Pudding in my opinion is a borderline troll.
...And yet he has STYLE, which is not exactly... Trollish.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

The Magic Pudding

#9
May 03, 2011, 11:48:06 AM
So I'm a stylish troll who lurks on the borderline?
But I'm loved, s'pose I can live with that even if it is sarcasm.

This is the virgin Millie, still haven't got baby pics.



That picture reminds me of someone.

Tank

#10
May 03, 2011, 01:51:11 PM
^^^ It's Asmo in disguise!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Cecilie

#11
May 03, 2011, 02:37:29 PM
Is it supposed to be that fat?
The world's what you create.

KDbeads

#12
May 03, 2011, 02:56:23 PM
Quote from: Cecilie on May 03, 2011, 02:37:29 PM
Is it supposed to be that fat?

It's not fat, it's poofy ;D  Looks like a healthy bunny to me.....
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. - Douglas Adams

PapistItalian16

#13
May 03, 2011, 08:23:04 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 03, 2011, 11:48:06 AM


This is the virgin Millie, still haven't got baby pics.



You named her "vergin" Millie? hahahaha That's rich!  :D So rich that I'm actually not offended. Not that it was meant to be offending, its just, I mean, well... The sarcasm...

River: (speaking about the Bible) "It's broken. It doesn't make sense."
Shepherd Book: "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you."

-- Firefly.

xSilverPhinx

#14
May 04, 2011, 12:08:58 AM
Can Millie perform another miracle such as laying chocolate eggs? Or give birth to an ostrich?

Or are some miracles more miraculous than others?  
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

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