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Things that make you chuckle

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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #630 on: May 07, 2020, 10:32:44 PM »


How giraffe evolution really happened.
That top one. It looks like it bites. Yep. Totally bites. Good thing they evolved, yes?  :???:

My alternate theory though, there was once an spotted horse with a really short, fat neck and legs, what went for a drink in a river. A croc grabbed its head and pulled, but its legs got stuck in the terrain aaand... They stretched while growing thinner. Then, giraffe. And that, boys and girls, is how evolution works.  :smilenod:



...Totally not ripped off either. A original theory, that.  :grin:

Sounds legit. :grin:
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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #631 on: May 08, 2020, 12:41:49 AM »
That first giraffe kind of represents what our Prince Charles Cavalier Spaniel looks like. I call her "coyote" sometimes, because she has these really long skinny legs, where the spaniels have maybe 40% that length of leg. I suspect that a coyote jumped the fence to breed with the mother. I'll post a pic when I get a chance.
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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #632 on: May 17, 2020, 10:54:31 PM »
 Check this out for a chuckle. Forwarded from one of my humorous friends,


No not that one I meant this one:
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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #633 on: May 18, 2020, 12:59:58 AM »


How giraffe evolution really happened.

The theory of evolution -- from someone who was six years old.
My friends found a kitten and brought it over to show me. I forget the conversation but I'll never forget my reply.

"Yes, kittens grow up to be cats. Then the cats grow up to be tigers and the tigers grow up to be lions." I was confident that was how things worked. My friends believed me and said, "Wow!" Yes, we had a miniature lion in our grasp.
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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #634 on: May 19, 2020, 08:10:02 PM »
Check this out for a chuckle. Forwarded from one of my humorous friends,


No not that one I meant this one:

 :o ;D

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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #635 on: May 26, 2020, 01:45:57 AM »
Pay close attention to what happens to the science book. :lol:


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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #636 on: May 26, 2020, 03:24:34 AM »
That was funny!  :rofl:
"Maybe it's just a bunch of stuff that happens." -- Homer Simpson

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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #637 on: May 26, 2020, 04:29:33 AM »
I don't watch a lot of TV or movies, so I have no idea what or who those beings are. But it must be a US-produced thing, given the gun violence. Turning the book title with the "stupid gun" shot is funny, though.
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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #638 on: May 26, 2020, 02:35:25 PM »
Pay close attention to what happens to the science book. :lol:


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Well placed I say, well placed.  :teadrink:
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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #639 on: May 26, 2020, 02:42:40 PM »
In light of a other thread, I'm now thinking back to the university, Assembly-courses. A English-speaking German lecturer. A guy in my class, named "Simen." Good times... Fun times.
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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #640 on: May 27, 2020, 08:30:48 PM »
 

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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #641 on: May 27, 2020, 09:01:44 PM »
Cheerful remembrances.

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Re: Things that make you chuckle
« Reply #642 on: May 31, 2020, 04:47:20 AM »

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