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Why Evolution can't be right
« on: May 18, 2009, 12:39:04 AM »
Simple when you think about it. About 5,000 years ago man looked presentable, but if you keep going back, christians, we have problems! Go back to the neanderthal times and man looks positively ugly! Bad hair, awful yellow & broken teeth, naked, hairy, unshaven, unwashed, grunting like a pig! Gentlemen, meet god! Keep going back and now god is an ape! Then a fish! omg we can't have that can we?

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Re: Why Evolution can't be right
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2009, 12:51:17 AM »
wtf?

Re: Why Evolution can't be right
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2009, 12:57:14 AM »
I think it's a rant.  I'm not entirely sure.

In any case, welcome to Jayp.
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Re: Why Evolution can't be right
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2009, 02:59:13 AM »
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Re: Why Evolution can't be right
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2009, 02:18:56 PM »
Welcome to the forum, Jayp.

I believe, folks, that Jayp is being satiric regarding creationist beliefs. That's how I read it. It certainly reflects accurately how die-hard creationists feel about this. Being descended from other organisms would make god less than human.
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Re: Why Evolution can't be right
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2009, 08:15:07 PM »
This post is hilarious. I'm giving serious consideration to stealing it and making it my signature. :D
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Re: Why Evolution can't be right
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2009, 03:57:27 AM »
Quote from: "McQ"
Being descended from other organisms would make god less than human.
+1 but...
The way you say it, it sounds as though you mean god was descended from other organisms.