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Ass Wednesday

Papasito Bruno

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Re: Ass Wednesday
« Reply #30 on: February 19, 2021, 06:28:24 PM »
PB, Fat-Tuesday, Ash-Wednesday, what comes next, what are supposed to do next?


Ok Mags you assed for it!


1) If you don’t have a cross in your apartment or house, buy a simple one and put it in your bedroom.
2) Think about a habit that has kept you from being whom God is calling you to be. Consciously give up that habit for Lent.
3) Make a commitment to fast from insensitive, cruel comments about others. So, no gossiping or going down the Twitter rabbit hole,
4) Read the Works of Mercy as Jesus describes them in Matthew 25:31-46. Then put this teaching into practice and choose an act of service you can perform throughout Lent.
5) Create your own Friday fish fry! It’s not the healthiest thing in the world, but a fun Catholic tradition to help you abstain from eating meat on Fridays during Lent.
6) Start a GoFundme account for me, Fr. Papsito Bruno
7) Have lots and lots and lots more sex. 8)
...inhabitants are, as the man once said, 'whores, pimps, gamblers, and sons of bitches,' by which he meant everybody. Had the man looked through another peephole he might have said, 'saints and angels and martyrs and holy men,' and he would have meant the same thing.”

Magdalena

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Re: Ass Wednesday
« Reply #31 on: February 20, 2021, 12:04:41 AM »

“I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe.” ~Recusant

billy rubin

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Re: Ass Wednesday
« Reply #32 on: February 20, 2021, 12:18:36 AM »
te sano picador?



no lo creo


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Dark Lightning

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Re: Ass Wednesday
« Reply #33 on: February 20, 2021, 12:54:50 AM »
Running around an enclosure with 1/2 ton of angry pot roast in pursuit is not how I will ever spend an afternoon.  :sadshake:

Magdalena

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Re: Ass Wednesday
« Reply #34 on: February 20, 2021, 07:16:43 AM »
te sano picador?



no lo creo
:picard facepalm:
Not pi-cador, pe-cador.

“I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe.” ~Recusant