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Started by Ecurb Noselrub, October 09, 2020, 03:33:45 PM
Quote from: billy rubin on February 18, 2021, 02:21:29 AM5/16-inch at 50 yards is way impressive. i couldn't do that with a bazooka.sandra, in most self-defense situations match-quality aim isn't really an issue, because things are very close. if it isn't close it's not self-defense. if you do decide to pick up the option again, there are classes available that can re-acquaint you with what is available these days and also give you insight on legal responsibilities.
Quote from: billy rubin on February 18, 2021, 03:40:29 AMi do not consider a reduction from fifty yards to fifty feet significant when we're talking about a 5/16-inch target.i could not see a 5/16 target at fifty feet, much less come close to it with a bullet.i am still impressed.
Quote from: Icarus on February 20, 2021, 01:17:57 AMBilly we are afflicted with the same sort of disease. I am also thrilled with mechanisms that do some operation, or in some cases, no operation at all. My father was a master machinist who also had a sense of humor. He used to make a little toy that he called a Bullshit grinder. It was a flat plate with two tee slots at right angles to one another. Like a cross. The slots would have a fitted sliding part in each of the tee slots. The sliding parts were attached to a flat bar, a handle, with a knob at the end. The handle extended over the edges of the flat plate. Turning the handle would cause the sliding parts to cross over one another in a fascinating way and the knob end of the handle would describe a perfect ellipse. He also made some things that he called a "bull cinch". That was a ten inch ring of stainless steel rod with the end welded shut. The ring had a sliding part that might be imagined as a key on a key ring. The sliding part (key) was a single shaft of stainless with a reverse element that made the sliding part resemble a huge fish hook. The use of the thing was explained. thus" "You jam the hook up a bulls ass and toss the ring over a fence post. Then; "it is a cinch that the bull ain't going anywhere". I suspect that Tank, DL, JJ and others could easily make a bullshit grinder from wood. It could be both pretty and functional. If a person begins to tell too many lies, then break out the grinder and make a few turns of the handle.OOOPS! Unintentional derail. It is all Billy's fault.
Quote from: Dark Lightning on February 20, 2021, 01:44:46 AM...This pretty racist, but also kind of funny-...
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on February 22, 2021, 03:33:41 PMMy Gun (to the tune of "My Girl")I've got bullets, for a crazy dayI've got ammo, for what comes my wayI guess you sayWhat can make me feel this way?My gun, talkin' 'bout my gun (my gun)When it's nuts outside, I'm safe withinWhen they storm D.C., I'm armed in my denI guess you sayWhat can make me feel this way?My gun, talkin' 'bout my gun (my gun)Sorry, I don't know what came over me.