We used to have lots of those cute little flying squirrels in Florida. The old time Floridians called them "shootyboos, and sometimes captured than for pets. I suppose that they have become more scarce since so many damned Yankees decided to move here and fuck up the environment with what surely must be at least two cars for every person, thus overwhelming our previously adequate highways and bi ways, trashing our once pristine waterways, using up the potable water supply to grow their pristine lawns, over fertilizing the lawns so that the runoff enters our beautiful lakes and encourages the growth of nasty algae, and helping to fill the overburdened landfills with an indescribable array of burden.
If that is not enough, Nestle Corporation has installed huge facilities to produce bottled water, while depleting our limited supply of clean spring water. Nestle uses millions of plastic bottles every day to additionally defile the territory that was once resembled Camelot.
If that is not enough the Trump has decided to shift his legal residence to Florida at Mar-A-Lago. The sleazy bastard shifted his legal residence to Florida because we have no state income tax, and also because Florida is a crucial state for his re election......perish the thought.
I might consider moving to Billy Rubin's neck of the woods but I have a dislike of country and western music which i suspect is typical of the area. I think that there are may be a lot of Jesus freak Trumpers there too. Maybe I move to Fiji. No wait, that is a tourist mecca. Maybe OZ. Hey Bluenose , do you have room in Queensland or somewhere for a crotchety old American?
Whew! Pauses to take some deep breaths.