Human Nature:

[No one]

Hey, I may be an asshole, but I'm a loyal asshole.

[Magdalena]

Hey, I may be an asshole, but I'm a loyal asshole.

[Sandra Craft]

Hey, I may be an asshole, but I'm a loyal asshole.

Eh, I like to think it counts for something.

[Magdalena]

Eh, I like to think it counts for something.

Me too.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Eh, I like to think it counts for something.

Me too.

I've thought long and hard about it (over a month).  Mags is a witch.  Today she cast a spell on the world and more people showed up on line than ever before.  How else can this be explained?  Even if the magnetic Poles of the earth are shifting, it would only account for a small fraction of the people who were here today.  Only a witch can do such magic!!  But apparently, she is a good witch, like Glenda.  Today in a vision I saw her floating above the earth in a bubble, blessing people the world over. So I don't have any objection to her.

[Magdalena]

Eh, I like to think it counts for something.

Me too.

I've thought long and hard about it (over a month).  Mags is a witch.  Today she cast a spell on the world and more people showed up on line than ever before.  How else can this be explained?  Even if the magnetic Poles of the earth are shifting, it would only account for a small fraction of the people who were here today.  Only a witch can do such magic!!  But apparently, she is a good witch, like Glenda.  Today in a vision I saw her floating above the earth in a bubble, blessing people the world over. So I don't have any objection to her.

 

[Recusant]

I've thought long and hard about it (over a month).  Mags is a witch.  Today she cast a spell on the world and more people showed up on line than ever before.  How else can this be explained?  Even if the magnetic Poles of the earth are shifting, it would only account for a small fraction of the people who were here today.  Only a witch can do such magic!!  But apparently, she is a good witch, like Glenda.  Today in a vision I saw her floating above the earth in a bubble, blessing people the world over. So I don't have any objection to her.

The numbers don't reflect people for the most part. The vast majority of these visitors are bots of some type or another, blocks of them coming from the same server site. Often from China, but as I type this most of them are coming from a server site in Paris. Make of that what you will in regard to the judgement you make.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Ms. Witch, I bow to you.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

I've thought long and hard about it (over a month).  Mags is a witch.  Today she cast a spell on the world and more people showed up on line than ever before.  How else can this be explained?  Even if the magnetic Poles of the earth are shifting, it would only account for a small fraction of the people who were here today.  Only a witch can do such magic!!  But apparently, she is a good witch, like Glenda.  Today in a vision I saw her floating above the earth in a bubble, blessing people the world over. So I don't have any objection to her.

The numbers don't reflect people for the most part. The vast majority of these visitors are bots of some type or another, blocks of them coming from the same server site. Often from China, but as I type this most of them are coming from a server site in Paris. Make of that what you will in regard to the judgement you make.

It's obviously witchcraft.  You rationalists don't understand things like this.  Leave it to us metaphysicalisupercalifragilisticixpialadoschiolists. Thank you. Spasibo.

[Magdalena]

The numbers don't reflect people for the most part. The vast majority of these visitors are bots of some type or another, blocks of them coming from the same server site. Often from China, but as I type this most of them are coming from a server site in Paris. Make of that what you will in regard to the judgement you make.

The vast majority of these visitors are bots!!?
 
Awwww. I thought those were people.

~Thank you for telling us.

 

[Magdalena]

Ms. Witch, I bow to you.

For what!?
For bringing bots from China or a server site in Paris!?
 

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Ms. Witch, I bow to you.

For what!?
For bringing bots from China or a server site in Paris!?
 

You are not fooling me.  You created these "bots".  You conjured them up with a Central American spell from a volcano and now they are flooding the internet.  How does it feel to wield such power?   

[Magdalena]

...
How does it feel to wield such power?

"With great power comes great responsibility. This is my gift, my curse."
~Peter Parker.