I would ask the Queen of GIFs, Mags, I am merely a bystander of such things.
And while your comment about 'shit landing on one's head' is true in the big wide world HAF isn't the big wide world. It's more of a club where rules of behaviour apply and in extreme cases membership can be revoked. Not that you are anywhere near even thinking about such things yet. Just a head's up so it doesn't get that far as you are becoming a valued member. 
You see Tank, I sometimes have a short fuse! I do try my best to be amiable and polite, but it don’t always work!
Take Jehovah's Witnesses and Morons:- At one time we used to get them knocking on doors every weekend, without fail!
They would also be on the local shopping precinct, not just one group, but often 3 groups, you couldn't avoid them.
The Jehovah's would ring our doorbell, and if we didn't answer the door they would continually hit the doorbell again.
So I would answer the door. My wife would say “Don’t be rude to them sweetheart!” So I would start off amiable, telling them I wasn't interested. “Well, just take this to read, it might change your mind.” the arsehole would say. I would wave my hand in rejection and close the door. A few seconds later it would be pushed through the letterbox!
It got so bad at weekends that I wrote “NO JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES!” on a card and taped it on the inside of the glass on my front door. Did that stop them? Hell NO!! . . .
So I would answer the door the next weekend. “Cant you read! Didn’t you see THAT!” I would say. “Oh that!” he would say, "We don’t take notice of that, we are doing GODS work.” I would take a steep forward so that my face was closer to his and I would say— “Well, take notice of this. . .
FUCK OFF!!” I rarely see them nowadays around where I live.
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