People who claim that they do not masturbate are not to be trusted. Fundies are at least as likely to play with themselves as are we other sinners. I am puzzled that the lord forbids pleasuring oneself but yet he has allowed us, even encouraged us, by the affect of the horny trait that he installed in us.
He also allowed Amazon to sell sex toys, some of which are for individual use. Amazon also sells batteries that are sometimes used to power vibrators.
Our society has loosened its' restrictions to the extent that we can arrange a pleasant tryst without much difficulty. Thus no overwhelming need for DIY methods. The InCel guys seem not to have figured that out.
The InCel anthem goes something like this:
Birds do it and fly
Bees do it and die
dogs do it and stick to it
Why the hell cant I?
There, that is my naughty post for the day.
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