Would you buy this car?

[Tank]

Bump

[jumbojak]

Can it be a truck?

[Tank]

Can it be a truck?

Could be, could be

[jumbojak]

Can it be a truck?

Could be, could be

Can the tailgate open to the side as well as folding down?

[jumbojak]

Bump, Chris. I have more questions about this car...

[Tank]

It's actually a saloon. Sorry. But it's a wonderful, wonderful car. When you die you won't need a station wagon.

[SidewalkCynic]

At what point would you tell the salesman to take a hike? Yes, pretty early I would think.

Right around here

Have you seen the car?
Yes. It is beautiful!
Where is the car?
In my head!

 

Well imagine it's a preacher trying to sell you a religion and you'll see why I'm an atheist.

Wow, that was a really good exercise! I never thought to use something so simple to convince atheists that I am an atheist. I really like the complimentary comments submitted by everyone - very helpful. Do you think this analogy exercise will fit nicely in my signature? I think I have been accused of being a theist, around here, like everywhere else I campaign my heretical ideas.

We wish to remind our fellow human beings that many of the most powerful ideas — ideas that changed our world — were once heretical.

http://www.atheistrepublic.com/atheist-day/declaration

[Unsapien]

I might buy the car if my parents had both bought one and told me how great it was, and if they actually drove me to the dealership and told me that the salesman has their full trust.

Then told me that I can't come back home unless I buy the car and that I couldn't have any friends whose family didn't have the same type of car. Then I'd probably buy the car even if it had features I didn't really want. In that case I might buy it even if I didn't actually need a car.

[Unsapien]

Question about the car though, I've heard that once I've bought the car it will self-destruct killing me, if I ever try to get rid of it.

Is this true?

If it is true, would this be considered a bug or a feature?

[Tank]

I might buy the car if my parents had both bought one and told me how great it was, and if they actually drove me to the dealership and told me that the salesman has their full trust.

Then told me that I can't come back home unless I buy the car and that I couldn't have any friends whose family didn't have the same type of car. Then I'd probably buy the car even if it had features I didn't really want. In that case I might buy it even if I didn't actually need a car.

And this is how selling cars propagates itself.

[Tank]

Question about the car though, I've heard that once I've bought the car it will self-destruct killing me, if I ever try to get rid of it.

Is this true?

If it is true, would this be considered a bug or a feature?

For Christians it would be a bug. For Muslims it would be an absolute necessity.

[Unsapien]

Oh it's free. You just have to join the sales team.
So if I join the sales team I get a free car?
Yes. But you need to pay a subscription to join the team. It's not much just 10% of your earnings.
Ok. So I join the sales team and get a free car, but I have to pay a subscription?

This part of the OP is a bit inaccurate. If you join the sales team, sure you might get the car free, but mostly they stay in the "dealership" a prey pray on with what comes through the door, but the dealership knows that there are many people that are weary of salesmen so they send out "associates" who are unpaid, but who are told the they could get a free car if they help bring enough people to the dealership, maybe even enough to cover the subscription fee, maybe enough the get other corporeal benefits.

 After all the dealership doesn't just sell cars...

[Tank]

bump

[Icarus]

Lately I clicked on a site that described the worlds worst car.  Turns out that it was/still is. an East German vehicle that was available before the wall came down.  It was a miserable little car that had a two stroke engine, no heater, no turn signals, no nothing, and famously unreliable,  It was a misery but it has now become a cult car that is bringing prices several times its original cost.  I want one.

The car name was Trabant but maybe not the worst car ever. There was the Yugo that did not turn out well and there is much criticism of the Reliant Robin.

 Readers are invited to vote for the worst ever car if not the ones mentioned.