Would you buy this car?

[Tank]

Black is black and sparkles are anathema.

Right so dark black and matt.
Chrome trim?

Can you do  black chrome?

Of course

[Dave]

Black is black and sparkles are anathema.

Right so dark black and matt.
Chrome trim?

Can you do  black chrome?

Of course

And black sparkles?

Or am I just cherry picking the bits I want?

[Tank]

Black is black and sparkles are anathema.

Right so dark black and matt.
Chrome trim?

Can you do  black chrome?

Of course

And black sparkles?

Or am I just cherry picking the bits I want?

I think the point is to cherry pick.
Everybody does it.

[Recusant]

Other features of the invisible car: It's more powerful than you can imagine, so powerful that it can even create its own universe. It's also equipped with the patented Moral Compass™ which, because it points in pretty much whatever direction you want it to if you look at it just right, allows you to justify whatever literally gawdawful moral judgement you like. It's some car, if you can convince yourself it exists.

[Tank]

Sir another impressive feature of this car is it's ego amplifier. The amplifier connects owners together so their collective ego if amplified. Owners feel a massive sense of well being while diving the car.

[xSilverPhinx]

Does it ever break or need periodical maintenance?

[Dave]

Does it ever break or need periodical maintenance?

Guessing it needs recharging at least once a week, whether you use it everyday or not! I have heard of some that need charging several times a day - hope it isn't one of those.

[Tank]

Does it ever break or need periodical maintenance?

Of course not. It is always perfect in every way.

[Tank]

Does it ever break or need periodical maintenance?

Guessing it needs recharging at least once a week, whether you use it everyday or not! I have heard of some that need charging several times a day - hope it isn't one of those.

It does not require recharging sir. It runs on Holy Spirit which is always available under all circumstances.

[xSilverPhinx]

It runs on Holy Spirit which is always available under all circumstances.

  So there is a ghost in the machine, hey?

[Tank]

It runs on Holy Spirit which is always available under all circumstances.

  So there is a ghost in the machine, hey?

Angels dear, angels.

[Firebird]

Can I trade it in for something newer later on?

[Tank]

Can I trade it in for something newer later on?

No need sir. The car adapts automatically to your desires. It can be a sports car one moment and a family van the next. Not that there are any kids where you'll be using it. And no sex either.

[Skeptik]

I bought that car for 25+ years.
Of course I was taught from birth that it was the only car there was and that if you didn't buy that car, you would be tortured for eternity.

[Tank]

I bought that car for 25+ years.
Of course I was taught from birth that it was the only car there was and that if you didn't buy that car, you would be tortured for eternity.

Well you sold it in the end.