^I dunno, I feel like most of them are against recreational drugs even though they might benefit greatly from them.
I can't even figure this next site out. I don't think it's Poe - it's not organized enough. Though to believe it's real, but, here we are.
CAUTION: Due to the general set up of the listed sites, I'm not convinced they aren't crawling with viruses and malware.

This one reminds me of a short s-f story.
Aliens landed and offered mankind all kinds of things, the end of food shortage,, transportation to new colonies etc. But they were careful not to let humans onto their ship until just before departure. However an agent go on, took photos and got back off.
One of the photos was of a book and, after weeks of intensive work, it's title was translated as "How to serve humans". Seemed good, until they translated the blurb on the back - it was a recipe book!
So what were the serving suggestions?
I've told my wife I'd like to eat her thighs,
when she dies, if I'm not already dead.
She's not up for zombie stuff.
Otherwise she's OK, it'd be such a waste,
to bury or incinerate my favourite flesh.