Religious comedy memes etc.

[Guardian85]

[Biggus Dickus]

This really made me laugh...just love the look on this guy's face.

[Magdalena]

^^^
His eyes are missing the iris! 

[Biggus Dickus]

^^^
His eyes are missing the iris! 

Butt he's god, so he doesn't really need them...which makes me wonder, did Jesus when he was a man poop?

Not trying to be gross, or disrespectful, butt after all he's god,... so I would think he probably didn't poop right? Or get erections?


Not god right, pooping, erections?

Who can answer this?

[Magdalena]

^^^
His eyes are missing the iris! 

Butt he's god, so he doesn't really need them...which makes me wonder, did Jesus when he was a man poop?

Not trying to be gross, or disrespectful, butt after all he's god,... so I would think he probably didn't poop right? Or get erections?


Not god right, pooping, erections?

Who can answer this?

Here's my theory...

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[xSilverPhinx]

This really made me laugh...just love the look on this guy's face.

I laughed so hard at the expression!

[Biggus Dickus]

[Ecurb Noselrub]

^^^
His eyes are missing the iris! 

Butt he's god, so he doesn't really need them...which makes me wonder, did Jesus when he was a man poop?

Not trying to be gross, or disrespectful, butt after all he's god,... so I would think he probably didn't poop right? Or get erections?


Not god right, pooping, erections?

Who can answer this?

While I realize you weren't looking for a serious answer, in the Gospels he got hungry, thirsty and tired, and experienced all aspects of human experience.  So, yes, he pooped.

[Biggus Dickus]

^^^
His eyes are missing the iris! 

Butt he's god, so he doesn't really need them...which makes me wonder, did Jesus when he was a man poop?

Not trying to be gross, or disrespectful, butt after all he's god,... so I would think he probably didn't poop right? Or get erections?


Not god right, pooping, erections?

Who can answer this?

While I realize you weren't looking for a serious answer, in the Gospels he got hungry, thirsty and tired, and experienced all aspects of human experience.  So, yes, he pooped.

Thank you, and while I was being somewhat flippant, I can remember having somewhat similar conversations with some Christians with regards to a tendency nowadays to value things of the Spirit and the next world as being more meaningful than the ordinary things of the flesh and the present...didn't early Christian's in an effort to extol the divinity of Jesus say since he walked on water, that if he was to walk along the seashore, he wouldn't even make footprints? Certainly if no footprints, then we couldn't have him pooping, or god forbid getting married to a woman like Mary Magdalen for example.

Interestingly enough if you do an online search for "Did Jesus Poop" you do get an awful amount of results, including serious discussions, lots of kid references, videos and some weird images.

One day I can only hope to have an opportunity to explain this to the IT department regarding this particular search on my work lap-top.

[Arturo]

a woman like Mary Magdalen

Magdalen...Magdalena....Interesting....

[Biggus Dickus]

Not really a meme, but just in case anyone was wondering if there is an "Alt God".

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Not really a meme, but justt in case anyone was wondering if there is an "Alt God".

For me their is.  The true God is love.  The Alt-God sends people to burning hell for eternity.  Can't have both.

[Dave]

Not really a meme, but just in case anyone was wondering if there is an "Alt God".

Actually sounds just like the god of the likes of Trump and his followers and supporters. And those god-fearin' militia-men who are agin everything federal.

[Sandra Craft]

^^^
His eyes are missing the iris! 

Butt he's god, so he doesn't really need them...which makes me wonder, did Jesus when he was a man poop?

Not trying to be gross, or disrespectful, butt after all he's god,... so I would think he probably didn't poop right? Or get erections?


Not god right, pooping, erections?

Who can answer this?

I always assumed he did, since I was taught that Jesus, while in human form, was fully human.  And since he was eating and drinking in human form . . . well, the excess has to go somewhere.

And all human Jesus' other muscles worked like ordinary muscles, so why wouldn't the penis?  Unless he was born neutered, as Mags suggests.  But in that case, could he truly be referred to as the son of god?

Of course, some Xtians think Jesus was simultaneously fully human and fully divine, so who knows?

[Dave]

^^^
His eyes are missing the iris! 

Butt he's god, so he doesn't really need them...which makes me wonder, did Jesus when he was a man poop?

Not trying to be gross, or disrespectful, butt after all he's god,... so I would think he probably didn't poop right? Or get erections?


Not god right, pooping, erections?

Who can answer this?

I always assumed he did, since I was taught that Jesus, while in human form, was fully human.  And since he was eating and drinking in human form . . . well, the excess has to go somewhere.

And all human Jesus' other muscles worked like ordinary muscles, so why wouldn't the penis?  Unless he was born neutered, as Mags suggests.  But in that case, could he truly be referred to as the son of god?

Of course, some Xtians think Jesus was simultaneously fully human and fully divine, so who knows?

Ah, well, it seems there is this supposedly lost gospel about what JC and Mary Magdalene got up to.