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Re: animals in your life
« Reply #150 on: November 24, 2020, 09:02:30 PM »
animals and children apparently  are cues to stranger women that you are less likely to be a threat and so arevmore approachable for ordinary conversation

its like getting to be an old fart. i can discuss waxing my butt crack with female drivers who cheerfully describe needing a lawnmower to trim their pubic bush without either of us being even slightly uncomfortable with the conversation.

i dont actually wax my butt crack but it came up in the discussion somehow

We are now categorised as NTOMs (Non Threatening Older Male).
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Re: animals in your life
« Reply #151 on: November 25, 2020, 12:30:20 AM »
i dont actually wax my butt crack but it came up in the discussion somehow

:lol: Just like it did now?

well, i have no control over my mouth. peopl are generally tolerant tho


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Re: animals in your life
« Reply #152 on: November 25, 2020, 03:20:54 AM »
animals and children apparently  are cues to stranger women that you are less likely to be a threat and so arevmore approachable for ordinary conversation

For that reason I've found there's is no shortage of fag hags either. There's an endless supply of wealthy Jewish widows who thrive on the company of gay guys in my neck of the woods.
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Re: animals in your life
« Reply #153 on: November 25, 2020, 10:07:11 AM »
Hermes has got a parrot.
Has he, what sort, a rainbow lorikeet, a bold red and green male king parrot?
No, it is a female.
Well the female king parrot is a striking green.
Yes they are but he doesn't want a raucously coloured bird, it would clash with his minimalist decor.
Sulphur crested cockatoos are all white 'cept for the yellow crest.
No, he has an African Grey.
Oh ye that would work, very harmonious with your subdued colour scheme your African Grey.

Lulu's feathers are wonderful.
The attempts to portray dinosaurs I've seen haven't been particularly inspiring, I wonder if dinosaur feathers rivalled the beauty of bird feathers.

Here's some feathers from a maestro
https://www.leilajeffreys.com/works
https://www.leilajeffreys.com/series/ornithurae
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Re: animals in your life
« Reply #154 on: November 25, 2020, 10:16:13 AM »
Quote from: xSilverPhinx link=topic=16552.msg407507#msg407507

She looks a lovely friend, it would be hard to find one better.
Unless you're willing to explore a relationship with more interesting species, such as a Green Tree Frog.

Heh  ;D Maybe some other time.  :P

How is the frog doing?

I don't know, he wasn't there today.
If the weather gets wetter perhaps I'll hear him.
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Re: animals in your life
« Reply #155 on: November 28, 2020, 06:32:06 AM »
https://imgur.com/7ueJlP6

Ricky D. He is a chick magnet.

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Re: animals in your life
« Reply #156 on: November 28, 2020, 07:56:45 AM »
https://imgur.com/7ueJlP6

Ricky D. He is a chick magnet.

Pretty.  I love when cats are asleep, it's the only time I'm certain they're not into anything.
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Re: animals in your life
« Reply #157 on: November 28, 2020, 10:06:09 AM »
https://imgur.com/7ueJlP6

Ricky D. He is a chick magnet.

Pretty.  I love when cats are asleep, it's the only time I'm certain they're not into anything.

There's much to be said for taxidermy.
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« Reply #158 on: November 28, 2020, 06:15:54 PM »
https://imgur.com/7ueJlP6

Ricky D. He is a chick magnet.

Pretty.  I love when cats are asleep, it's the only time I'm certain they're not into anything.

LOL.

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Re: animals in your life
« Reply #159 on: November 28, 2020, 07:04:48 PM »


Ricky D. He is a chick magnet.

That's a beautiful cat. :tellmemore:
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Re: animals in your life
« Reply #160 on: Today at 05:23:54 AM »
Animals are not always respectful of the social graces. 

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« Reply #161 on: Today at 10:16:27 AM »
Animals are not always respectful of the social graces. 

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Re: animals in your life
« Reply #162 on: Today at 11:42:36 AM »
Animals are not always respectful of the social graces. 

Can't view in the UK :(

It's a dog that goes up to multiple people and sniffs their butt cracks.  :eyebrow:
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Re: animals in your life
« Reply #163 on: Today at 08:41:29 PM »
Joy has learnt to bring her toys to my feet (I've been trying to get her to play fetch to wear her out a bit) and this morning she left a urine puddle on the floor, dropped her flip flop into it and proceeded to chase me with it in her mouth. She eventually caught up and rubbed the soaked thing all over my foot. ::)
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Re: animals in your life
« Reply #164 on: Today at 08:44:26 PM »
Joy has learnt to bring her toys to my feet (I've been trying to get her to play fetch to wear her out a bit) and this morning she left a urine puddle on the floor, dropped her flip flop into it and proceeded to chase me with it in her mouth. She eventually caught up and rubbed the soaked thing all over my foot. ::)

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