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If You Had A Billion Bucks, What Would You Do?

Started by xSilverPhinx, December 28, 2014, 08:55:02 PM

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xSilverPhinx

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jumbojak


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your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

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Pasta Chick

Have more dogs, do a lot more with them (doing stuff with dogs is hella expensive), do more in rescue, hire a housekeeper to help with the fur removal, and travel and eat a lot of crazy weird food.

I'd end up giving away a lot of it too.  Not to any specific cause, just to people who need it.  I hear people talking about medical bills or car repairs or whatever all the time and I always wish I had enough money to just make it go away for them. 

Of course I'd have to invest a lot of it somehow too, so I don't burn through it all and end up broke.   

Sandra Craft

I'd pay off bills -- my bills, my friends bills, my relatives bills, possibly some strangers bills.  Then I'd buy a huge amount of acreage somewhere nice but accessible, hire people who knew what they were doing, and run a no-kill animal shelter.  Finally, I'd open a bookstore to serve as my own private library, tho I would sell a book to anyone who wandered in.  I would not serve coffee tho.
Sandy

  

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Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
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Buddy

#5
Build myself a small 4 stall luxury barn with a large heated and air conditioned indoor arena, heated wash rack, heated tack room. Buy all the saddle pads in every color and all the Tailored Sportsmans.I have given this a lot of thought.
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Asmodean

First, do let us define a billion, shall we? How many zeroes?
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
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wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

MariaEvri

I#d buy the car I want, fix a super duper enclosure for my iguana, fix my apartment and the rest in a bank where I will use them with the rest of my cash.


oh yeah and buy a super duuperishious zoom lens for bird photography
and gadgets
who doesn't love gadgets
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xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Tank on December 29, 2014, 08:32:29 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on December 29, 2014, 01:54:46 AM
First, do let us define a billion, shall we? How many zeroes?
$1,000,000,000

This. Probably a few zeros short if you're plotting world domination but still a lot of money nonetheless. :D
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Asmodean

Well, with a "short" billion, I'd spend most of it buying myself an island and the rest living comfortably on it.

Were it a long billion, now that would have made things interesting!
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Ecurb Noselrub

I'm assuming there is no tax burden with this one billion.  With that assumption, here is my plan:

1. Pay off any debts (wouldn't take much of it);
2. Give 25% to educational and medical charities/foundations;
3. Invest the rest in relatively safe investments (if I got 4% off of $750,000,000.00, that would be $30,000,000.00 annually);
4. Out of the annual income, pay taxes (estimated about 40%), share with family (grand kids education would be top priority), and travel;
5. Upon my death, the corpus would be divided among charities and my family. 

OldGit


Crow

Turn it into 2 billion, then that into 4 and so on. Once you have large amounts of expendable cash making more money is pretty straight forward. Once you have a decent system in place and employees working and creating profits without intervention you can invest money into others and not expect a return whilst still making more money. I'd probably focus on energy and food production and change them to suit my whims and manipulate the government to get what I want.
Retired member.

xSilverPhinx

I think I would throw a lot of it into education as well.
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey