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Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #3315 on: June 08, 2019, 10:13:33 PM »
Tie them together and drag them around the terminal. If anyone asks tell them you're working out.
 

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Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #3316 on: June 08, 2019, 11:51:04 PM »
Tie them together and drag them around the terminal. If anyone asks tell them you're working out.

I think I will be busy exercising my eyelids: open, close, open, close, open, close, close, close, jerk head, open, close...
I lose myself infused in something more than what they've seen
I'm not a slave to greed
I don't embrace your make believe
I've never been for sale no matter what they think I need



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Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #3317 on: June 09, 2019, 12:55:01 AM »
Maybe pretend to give yourself another tattoo.
 

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Re: Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #3318 on: June 09, 2019, 06:59:47 AM »
Waiting for 3 hours in the airport to board my first flight. Then it's another 7 hours of of waiting in another airport until I finally get to get on a plane that will take me home.
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Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #3319 on: June 09, 2019, 07:11:04 AM »
Driving is sometimes faster than flying.
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Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #3320 on: June 11, 2019, 10:20:47 PM »
My main help at work is leaving after this week which means I'll have to work almost every night in addition to every day. Class is over for me.
 

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Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #3321 on: June 12, 2019, 02:38:01 AM »
Man, that stinks. I remember working double shifts for weeks on end and it ain't any kind of fun.
This chisel type is called a "skew". I ask you, do I seem a little askew?

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Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #3322 on: June 12, 2019, 02:02:55 PM »
This'll be the next three months if nothing changes. *Grump*
 

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Re: Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #3323 on: June 18, 2019, 05:39:36 PM »
That really sucks, JJ. :(
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Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #3324 on: June 19, 2019, 09:27:21 AM »
This'll be the next three months if nothing changes. *Grump*

Any extra money as compensation?
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Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #3325 on: June 19, 2019, 01:02:13 PM »
More money, yes. But that's just from the extra hours.
 

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Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #3326 on: June 21, 2019, 08:01:34 AM »
More money, yes. But that's just from the extra hours.

Just think of the macro lens you wanted :)
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
“Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt.” ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

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Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #3327 on: June 21, 2019, 09:45:23 AM »
More money, yes. But that's just from the extra hours.

Just think of the macro lens you wanted :)

You took the words out of my mouth.
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Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #3328 on: June 21, 2019, 09:57:34 AM »
More money, yes. But that's just from the extra hours.

Just think of the macro lens you wanted :)

You took the words out of my mouth.

Great minds thing alike ;)
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
“Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt.” ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

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Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #3329 on: June 21, 2019, 09:58:29 AM »
More money, yes. But that's just from the extra hours.

Just think of the macro lens you wanted :)

You took the words out of my mouth.

Great minds thing alike ;)

They even think sometimes.
“Who is to say that pleasure is useless?”
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