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Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #4200 on: September 15, 2021, 11:40:08 AM »
Take my advice, don't listen to me.

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Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #4201 on: September 15, 2021, 03:58:15 PM »


I hope the dog didn't loose an eye.
It makes me wonder what the dog did to the cute little cat that made it so angry.

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Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #4202 on: September 15, 2021, 04:32:43 PM »


I hope the dog didn't loose an eye.
It makes me wonder what the dog did to the cute little cat that made it so angry.

Victim blaming occurs when the victim of a crime or any wrongful act is held entirely or partially at fault for the harm that befell them. Nice :-[

Kats are Evil
https://www.scmp.com/yp/discover/lifestyle/features/article/3071676/13-reasons-why-cats-are-just-plain-evil

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Cats are the favoured pets of witches
Everyone knows witch + broomstick + black cat. And if Disney has taught us anything, it's that witches are inherently evil and don't just want to put a spell on you, they want to kill you (Sleeping Beauty wouldn't have been much of story if Maleficent had done her job properly). Enter cats. The perfect heartless sidekick; they don't care whether you live or die, as long as they're getting some tuna at the end of it.
...inhabitants are, as the man once said, 'whores, pimps, gamblers, and sons of bitches,' by which he meant everybody. Had the man looked through another peephole he might have said, 'saints and angels and martyrs and holy men,' and he would have meant the same thing. John Steinbeck

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Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #4203 on: September 15, 2021, 07:03:09 PM »


I hope the dog didn't loose an eye.
It makes me wonder what the dog did to the cute little cat that made it so angry.

Victim blaming occurs when the victim of a crime or any wrongful act is held entirely or partially at fault for the harm that befell them. Nice :-[
Well, maybe the mean ugly and useless dog is drinking the cute and sweet cat's water.  >:(
The beautiful black cat has the right to protect it's property.  :P

Kats are Evil
https://www.scmp.com/yp/discover/lifestyle/features/article/3071676/13-reasons-why-cats-are-just-plain-evil

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Cats are the favoured pets of witches
Everyone knows witch + broomstick + black cat. And if Disney has taught us anything, it's that witches are inherently evil and don't just want to put a spell on you, they want to kill you (Sleeping Beauty wouldn't have been much of story if Maleficent had done her job properly). Enter cats. The perfect heartless sidekick; they don't care whether you live or die, as long as they're getting some tuna at the end of it.
:blahblah:
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They prance around like they own the place, peeing everywhere and expecting you to clean it up for them.
This is totally false.
Dirty dogs, on the other hand, well...you know.
 :reading:

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Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #4204 on: September 15, 2021, 07:17:37 PM »


I hope the dog didn't loose an eye.
It makes me wonder what the dog did to the cute little cat that made it so angry.

Victim blaming occurs when the victim of a crime or any wrongful act is held entirely or partially at fault for the harm that befell them. Nice :-[
Well, maybe the mean ugly and useless dog is drinking the cute and sweet cat's water.  >:(
The beautiful black cat has the right to protect it's property.  :P

Kats are Evil
https://www.scmp.com/yp/discover/lifestyle/features/article/3071676/13-reasons-why-cats-are-just-plain-evil

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Cats are the favoured pets of witches
Everyone knows witch + broomstick + black cat. And if Disney has taught us anything, it's that witches are inherently evil and don't just want to put a spell on you, they want to kill you (Sleeping Beauty wouldn't have been much of story if Maleficent had done her job properly). Enter cats. The perfect heartless sidekick; they don't care whether you live or die, as long as they're getting some tuna at the end of it.
:blahblah:
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They prance around like they own the place, peeing everywhere and expecting you to clean it up for them.
This is totally false.
Dirty dogs, on the other hand, well...you know.
 :reading:

...inhabitants are, as the man once said, 'whores, pimps, gamblers, and sons of bitches,' by which he meant everybody. Had the man looked through another peephole he might have said, 'saints and angels and martyrs and holy men,' and he would have meant the same thing. John Steinbeck

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Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #4205 on: September 15, 2021, 07:48:50 PM »


I hope the dog didn't loose an eye.
It makes me wonder what the dog did to the cute little cat that made it so angry.

Victim blaming occurs when the victim of a crime or any wrongful act is held entirely or partially at fault for the harm that befell them. Nice :-[
Well, maybe the mean ugly, and useless dog is drinking the cute and sweet cat's water.  >:(
The beautiful black cat has the right to protect its property.  :P

Kats are Evil
https://www.scmp.com/yp/discover/lifestyle/features/article/3071676/13-reasons-why-cats-are-just-plain-evil

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Cats are the favoured pets of witches
Everyone knows witch + broomstick + black cat. And if Disney has taught us anything, it's that witches are inherently evil and don't just want to put a spell on you, they want to kill you (Sleeping Beauty wouldn't have been much of story if Maleficent had done her job properly). Enter cats. The perfect heartless sidekick; they don't care whether you live or die, as long as they're getting some tuna at the end of it.
:blahblah:
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They prance around like they own the place, peeing everywhere and expecting you to clean it up for them.
This is totally false.
Dirty dogs, on the other hand, well...you know.
 :reading:




We agreed to keep that a secret to avoid embarrassing you.
« Last Edit: September 15, 2021, 08:23:01 PM by Magdalena »

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Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #4206 on: September 17, 2021, 03:36:07 PM »
This guy Mike has owed me money for some time, but he's so hard to find?
Anyone else seen him around?



...inhabitants are, as the man once said, 'whores, pimps, gamblers, and sons of bitches,' by which he meant everybody. Had the man looked through another peephole he might have said, 'saints and angels and martyrs and holy men,' and he would have meant the same thing. John Steinbeck

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Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #4207 on: September 17, 2021, 09:45:45 PM »
This guy Mike has owed me money for some time, but he's so hard to find?
Anyone else seen him around?



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Re: Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #4208 on: September 17, 2021, 10:35:16 PM »
This guy Mike has owed me money for some time, but he's so hard to find?
Anyone else seen him around?




Oops! I laughed! Not in keeping with grumpiness.
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Re: Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #4209 on: September 18, 2021, 12:59:39 AM »
Mike Litoris is usually hanging with Hugh Jass and Connie Lingis.

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Re: Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #4210 on: September 18, 2021, 04:12:00 AM »
Mike Litoris is usually hanging with Hugh Jass and Connie Lingis.

And with Norma Snockers from time to time.
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Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #4211 on: September 18, 2021, 04:45:11 AM »
what?

im sorry

im stupid

norma what?

why cant you make it easier for stupid people

dammit thats another stupid question


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Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #4212 on: September 18, 2021, 04:56:19 AM »
what?

im sorry

im stupid

norma what?

why cant you make it easier for stupid people

dammit thats another stupid question

Hmm. Have your kids explain it, if they have internet. :smilenod:

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Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #4213 on: September 18, 2021, 05:37:42 AM »
i will ask some f them in th morniog

else you wil hae to expllainv


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Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread
« Reply #4214 on: September 18, 2021, 06:38:22 AM »
what?

im sorry

im stupid

norma what?

why cant you make it easier for stupid people

dammit thats another stupid question

 :lol:

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Who is Norma Snockers?
Norma Snockers is a fictional character, loved by schoolboys and grown-ups with a lewd sense of humour. When you say Norma Snockers out loud it sounds, of course, like Enormous Knockers. Geddit?
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