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Title: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Tank on April 25, 2012, 08:08:04 AM
Asmo has been seen smiling after getting to 6,000 posts!

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg526.imageshack.us%2Fimg526%2F3559%2Famative.jpg&hash=371bae71bda865302ef96aa968594cbda58082ad)
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Siz on April 25, 2012, 09:01:29 AM
Quote from: Tank on April 25, 2012, 08:08:04 AM
Asmo has been seen smiling after getting to 6,000 posts!

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg526.imageshack.us%2Fimg526%2F3559%2Famative.jpg&hash=371bae71bda865302ef96aa968594cbda58082ad)

Are you mental posting that photo?! I wont be surprised if we find your gun-turret on a spike as a warning to all would-be mockers.
(Should it not have been posted in 'Go Awww you lose...'?)

But in an act of solidarity with the resistance, coupled with congratulatory adulation for the three-score century posts I think a re-assimilation is required.

Behold... The Asmower

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Congrat's, Oh Smiley-One!


Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Asmodean on April 25, 2012, 09:07:17 AM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myopera.com%2Fdebplatt%2Fsmiley%2Fbow.gif&hash=6b25b73aa156102e387180bdbabe2e9ff6c7698f)

... ...
...
..! (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myopera.com%2Fdebplatt%2Fsmiley%2Fbrowraise.gif&hash=53f879a7f29fce39bc931de4b30198f3d9881637)

Are those HEARTS?! (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myopera.com%2Fdebplatt%2Fsmiley%2Fprotest.gif&hash=9b03296cb18b802e4d037e8cfc151614273b5cb3)
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Tank on April 25, 2012, 09:07:26 AM
If I were really mean I could have made it his avatar  :D
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Asmodean on April 25, 2012, 09:08:25 AM
Bad idea. The Asmo would be forced to hack it back.  ;D
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: The Magic Pudding on April 25, 2012, 09:11:42 AM
(Maroon = evil monologue) Must keep Grey one on side until ready to make my move, mya ha ha ha.

All hail the Grey one.
Please accept my humble offering.

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Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: OldGit on April 25, 2012, 09:13:49 AM
Oh Grey One, I grovel!

For six thousand you should get a full set of cutlery.
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Asmodean on April 25, 2012, 09:17:12 AM
Yes. See, now THAT is good and well and proper. Babies and something to eat them with. Book of Asmo, it does mention tribute on occasion after all. Grayness pleased.
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Tank on April 25, 2012, 09:29:07 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on April 25, 2012, 09:08:25 AM
Bad idea. The Asmo would be forced to hack it back.  ;D


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Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Tank on April 25, 2012, 09:31:59 AM
You shrank!!
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Asmodean on April 25, 2012, 09:32:23 AM
Quote from: Tank on April 25, 2012, 09:29:07 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on April 25, 2012, 09:08:25 AM
Bad idea. The Asmo would be forced to hack it back.  ;D


(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg34.imageshack.us%2Fimg34%2F2438%2Fheheoc.gif&hash=50cf1131f6316b9f48965cce1bfe1877dc8f90e7)

This means war, you know. When The Asmo gets home, he will do battle, is what he will.
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Tank on April 25, 2012, 09:43:54 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on April 25, 2012, 09:32:23 AM
Quote from: Tank on April 25, 2012, 09:29:07 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on April 25, 2012, 09:08:25 AM
Bad idea. The Asmo would be forced to hack it back.  ;D


(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg34.imageshack.us%2Fimg34%2F2438%2Fheheoc.gif&hash=50cf1131f6316b9f48965cce1bfe1877dc8f90e7)

This means war, you know. When The Asmo gets home, he will do battle, is what he will.

;D
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Asmodean on April 25, 2012, 09:46:25 AM
The Swarm(tm) gathers.  >:(

Cause I'm the Asmo, yes I'm the real Asmo
And you other Asmos can all kiss my ass-mo

Now will the real Asmo please stand up, please stand up...

/Eminem
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Guardian85 on April 25, 2012, 10:31:49 AM
So that was the reason for that disturbance in the Force....

Congratulations, Asmo.
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Tank on April 25, 2012, 10:53:02 AM
Quote from: Guardian85 on April 25, 2012, 10:31:49 AM
So that was the reason for that disturbance in the Force....

Congratulations, Asmo.

Thank you!!!!
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: OldGit on April 25, 2012, 11:02:48 AM
Also, someone has just gone over 11,000.  Eventually we'll be able to work out who it is.
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Asmodean on April 25, 2012, 11:17:41 AM
See! You see! Asmo passed Tank as the greatest post whore in HAF's history!

Asmo: 11000+

Tank, when last seen: <11000

;D
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Buddy on April 25, 2012, 12:02:58 PM
Oh god, there are two Asmos. I'm so confused! D:

Congratulations, oh lumpy one. Whichever is the real one. ;D
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Asmodean on April 25, 2012, 12:15:01 PM
The one with The Asmo avatar is real, naturally.  :D
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Tank on April 25, 2012, 12:45:40 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on April 25, 2012, 12:02:58 PM
Oh god, there are two Asmos. I'm so confused! D:

Congratulations, oh lumpy one. Whichever is the real one. ;D
I am real!!!!
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Guardian85 on April 25, 2012, 12:51:43 PM
Quote from: Asmo on April 25, 2012, 12:45:40 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on April 25, 2012, 12:02:58 PM
Oh god, there are two Asmos. I'm so confused! D:

Congratulations, oh lumpy one. Whichever is the real one. ;D
I am real!!!!

Yeah, right! You are far to reasonable to be The Asmo.
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Tank on April 25, 2012, 01:17:12 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on April 25, 2012, 12:51:43 PM
Quote from: Asmo on April 25, 2012, 12:45:40 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on April 25, 2012, 12:02:58 PM
Oh god, there are two Asmos. I'm so confused! D:

Congratulations, oh lumpy one. Whichever is the real one. ;D
I am real!!!!

Yeah, right! You are far to reasonable to be The Asmo.
Really? Consider yourself assimilated!
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Sweetdeath on April 25, 2012, 02:12:17 PM
Asmo smiling with hearts...broke my brain. At least it's kind of a maniacal smile?
Congrats on your super high posts!
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Guardian85 on April 25, 2012, 02:55:09 PM
Quote from: Asmo on April 25, 2012, 01:17:12 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on April 25, 2012, 12:51:43 PM
Quote from: Asmo on April 25, 2012, 12:45:40 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on April 25, 2012, 12:02:58 PM
Oh god, there are two Asmos. I'm so confused! D:

Congratulations, oh lumpy one. Whichever is the real one. ;D
I am real!!!!

Yeah, right! You are far to reasonable to be The Asmo.


Really? Consider yourself assimilated!

Oh...ha,ha,ha.
Very fracking funny!
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: xSilverPhinx on April 25, 2012, 04:25:54 PM
LOL!

'Tis an omen, first the Asmo takes over the forum, and then the world.

Congrats Asmo, though it seems one of your minions has outdone you, with more than 11 000 ;D
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on April 25, 2012, 04:33:12 PM
This cannot end well.
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Tank on April 25, 2012, 04:39:50 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on April 25, 2012, 04:33:12 PM
This cannot end well.
As long as McQ reads what I wrote in Mod area BEFORE he throws a wobbly we should be alright  :-[
I predict sanity will return tomorrow morning UK time  ;D
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Buddy on April 25, 2012, 04:41:50 PM
I seem to be doing a good job of not being assimilated to the Asmo.  :D


Wow, I just now noticed the typo in the title. :D
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: OldGit on April 25, 2012, 04:44:16 PM
Don't speak too soon ...
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Tank on April 25, 2012, 04:45:43 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on April 25, 2012, 04:41:50 PM
I seem to be doing a good job of not being assimilated to the Asmo.  :D


Wow, I just now noticed the typo in the title. :D
Assimilation complete !!!!
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Amicale on April 25, 2012, 04:48:11 PM
Congrats on all those posts! Yaaaaay!

I tried to be an Asmo for a while. Then the Asmo in my head drank all my coffee, so I had to boot it out, you see.
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Buddy on April 25, 2012, 05:13:08 PM
Ha ha, very funny guys.  :D
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: history_geek on April 25, 2012, 05:20:09 PM
Congrats!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I need to gather the troops. Just a precaution, of course....

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Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Asmodean on April 25, 2012, 05:58:57 PM
Muahahahaha! MUAHAHAHAHAAAA! MUHUAHAHA! Ha..! Heh...

Asmos, they are EVERYWHERE! A sight so beautiful, His Lumpiness might cry.
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on April 25, 2012, 06:25:24 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on April 25, 2012, 05:58:57 PM
Muahahahaha! MUAHAHAHAHAAAA! MUHUAHAHA! Ha..! Heh...

Asmos, they are EVERYWHERE! A sight so beautiful, His Lumpiness might cry.

*psst* Have you read your custom title bit under your avatar recently?
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Tank on April 25, 2012, 06:26:11 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on April 25, 2012, 06:25:24 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on April 25, 2012, 05:58:57 PM
Muahahahaha! MUAHAHAHAHAAAA! MUHUAHAHA! Ha..! Heh...

Asmos, they are EVERYWHERE! A sight so beautiful, His Lumpiness might cry.

*psst* Have you read your custom title bit under your icon recently?
Shut up!!! He hadn't spotted that!!!!
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on April 25, 2012, 06:27:40 PM
Bwahahahaha! :D
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Recusant on April 25, 2012, 07:24:53 PM
Felicitations, Asmodean!


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. . .And thank you for your continued contribution to HAF.  It really wouldn't be the same without you. (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg232.imageshack.us%2Fimg232%2F4958%2Fhail.gif&hash=0284923d6833bba2a7887a4fb12cf41e4b89bff8) (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg87.imageshack.us%2Fimg87%2F1205%2Fwinedheers.gif&hash=049ea987d0c68a814892072ff9ce05e763794091)
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Asmodean on April 25, 2012, 07:27:03 PM
Quote from: Asmo on April 25, 2012, 06:26:11 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on April 25, 2012, 06:25:24 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on April 25, 2012, 05:58:57 PM
Muahahahaha! MUAHAHAHAHAAAA! MUHUAHAHA! Ha..! Heh...

Asmos, they are EVERYWHERE! A sight so beautiful, His Lumpiness might cry.

*psst* Have you read your custom title bit under your icon recently?
Shut up!!! He hadn't spotted that!!!!
Well, The Asmo is claiming to be the real Asmo and Tank is, apparently, preparing for war. Not sure what you are talking about.  ???
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Amicale on April 25, 2012, 07:33:31 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on April 25, 2012, 07:27:03 PM
Quote from: Asmo on April 25, 2012, 06:26:11 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on April 25, 2012, 06:25:24 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on April 25, 2012, 05:58:57 PM
Muahahahaha! MUAHAHAHAHAAAA! MUHUAHAHA! Ha..! Heh...

Asmos, they are EVERYWHERE! A sight so beautiful, His Lumpiness might cry.

*psst* Have you read your custom title bit under your icon recently?
Shut up!!! He hadn't spotted that!!!!
Well, The Asmo is claiming to be the real Asmo and Tank is, apparently, preparing for war. Not sure what you are talking about.  ???

Have. Not. Laughed. So. Hard. In. A. Long. Long. Time  :D
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Asmodean on April 25, 2012, 07:40:01 PM
Saw what I did, yes?  ;D
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: OldGit on April 25, 2012, 07:43:37 PM
Problem is, we can't work out who did what.  :D
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Tank on April 25, 2012, 07:45:04 PM
Quote from: OldGit on April 25, 2012, 07:43:37 PM
Problem is, we can't work out who did what.  :D
If thread is confusing now just wait till tomorrow!
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Amicale on April 25, 2012, 07:51:32 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on April 25, 2012, 07:40:01 PM
Saw what I did, yes?  ;D

I did indeed! And I loved it.  ;D
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Buddy on April 25, 2012, 10:03:56 PM
Quote from: Amicale on April 25, 2012, 07:51:32 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on April 25, 2012, 07:40:01 PM
Saw what I did, yes?  ;D

I did indeed! And I loved it.  ;D

Am I missing something?
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Asmodean on April 26, 2012, 03:26:18 AM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on April 25, 2012, 10:03:56 PM
Quote from: Amicale on April 25, 2012, 07:51:32 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on April 25, 2012, 07:40:01 PM
Saw what I did, yes?  ;D

I did indeed! And I loved it.  ;D

Am I missing something?
Yes. The Asmo turning tables on... The Asmo  ;D
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Tank on April 26, 2012, 07:22:10 AM
Ok game over  ;D

That was fun. I hope everybody enjoyed it?
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Ali on April 27, 2012, 04:38:21 PM
I'm so confused.

Is it possible that Asmo and Tank changed bodies like in that movie Freaky Friday? 
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Recusant on April 27, 2012, 05:01:28 PM
Yes, avatars were switched, and Tank's screen name became "Asmo" for the day. Then many members adopted various versions of the "gray lump" (aka "dumpling") avatar. I'm sorry you missed it. I tried to take a screen shot of a page full of posts made by various dumplings, but the resolution of my screen prevented me from getting more than 4 or so at once, which really didn't do it justice.
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Ali on April 27, 2012, 05:35:11 PM
Sounds like a hoot.  Someone needs to email me if I'm not around the next time you all go insane. :D
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Guardian85 on April 27, 2012, 07:41:56 PM
Quote from: Recusant on April 27, 2012, 05:01:28 PM
Yes, avatars were switched, and Tank's screen name became "Asmo" for the day. Then many members adopted various versions of the "gray lump" (aka "dumpling") avatar. I'm sorry you missed it. I tried to take a screen shot of a page full of posts made by various dumplings, but the resolution of my screen prevented me from getting more than 4 or so at once, which really didn't do it justice.

Just for the record, the avatar switching was not voluntery.
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Tank on April 27, 2012, 07:44:41 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on April 27, 2012, 07:41:56 PM
Quote from: Recusant on April 27, 2012, 05:01:28 PM
Yes, avatars were switched, and Tank's screen name became "Asmo" for the day. Then many members adopted various versions of the "gray lump" (aka "dumpling") avatar. I'm sorry you missed it. I tried to take a screen shot of a page full of posts made by various dumplings, but the resolution of my screen prevented me from getting more than 4 or so at once, which really didn't do it justice.

Just for the record, the avatar switching was not voluntery.
Bwhahahahah!!!  ;D
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Amicale on April 27, 2012, 07:46:10 PM
Quote from: Tank on April 27, 2012, 07:44:41 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on April 27, 2012, 07:41:56 PM
Quote from: Recusant on April 27, 2012, 05:01:28 PM
Yes, avatars were switched, and Tank's screen name became "Asmo" for the day. Then many members adopted various versions of the "gray lump" (aka "dumpling") avatar. I'm sorry you missed it. I tried to take a screen shot of a page full of posts made by various dumplings, but the resolution of my screen prevented me from getting more than 4 or so at once, which really didn't do it justice.

Just for the record, the avatar switching was not voluntery.
Bwhahahahah!!!  ;D

In some cases it sure was!  :D

Me likey Asmosimilation.
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Ali on April 27, 2012, 07:50:10 PM
Did Asmo hack Tank, or Tank hack Asmo, or both?
Title: Re: BRAKING NEWS: Post whore achieves new heights!!!
Post by: Asmodean on April 27, 2012, 10:16:58 PM
Ah, but what deity gives away his miracle recipies?  ;D