Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK/)
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DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.
(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
My wife wondered what I was laughing at!!!
Where's a facepalm smilie when you need it?
The things people do and the lengths they are willing to go to not to have hairy balls... Einstein was right: the world is mad and quantum theory is therefor true.
all of the top reviews are pretty funny...apparently that product causes a lot of pain.
LOL!
Love it when I run into these types of things. If the creme was explosive, he would've in the Darwin Awards ;D
Hair remover cream is just evil in general. This review is hilarious though, especially the "i play by my own rules!" XD
ROFL Atsamnok! (Tank & Asmo together)
That was hilarious! :D I started laughing out out... and my cat looked up at me, and went "Ehm??" and ran away...
Ooohhhhh..... :D Gotta breathe!
Haven't laughed like that in ages.
Just for the record, Tank/Asmo: How did you come upon this hilarity? ;)
Quote from: Guardian85 on April 25, 2012, 05:20:20 PM
Ooohhhhh..... :D Gotta breathe!
Haven't laughed like that in ages.
Just for the record, Tank/Asmo: How did you come upon this hilarity? ;)
I think it is a side effect of being English.
Quote from: Guardian85 on April 25, 2012, 05:20:20 PM
Ooohhhhh..... :D Gotta breathe!
Haven't laughed like that in ages.
Just for the record, Tank/Asmo: How did you come upon this hilarity? ;)
An Aussie mate of mine posted it on facebook.
I think this is the gem "maroon coloured bag of agony"!!!!
If you follow the link and look at reviews there are others.
I think this one is my favourite! haha! :D
QuoteHowever if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on April 25, 2012, 07:15:02 PM
I think this one is my favourite! haha! :D
QuoteHowever if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children.
LOL!! :D
Ooooh, some of these are GREAT. And so obviously made up for the laugh factor, but they're still funny.
In the one star reviews, I found:
QuoteWhen I first heard about this product I must say I was excited . I ordered and received the cream and that evening liberally put the cream all over my man jungle . It was getting out of control and needed some drastic action before all was lost . If you know what I mean. Unfortunately I fell asleep . The nightmare i had was horrendeous i was in hell being chased buy a large frankfurter wearing a nazi helmit . when I woke up my man bush was still there but my fore skin had disappeared
and
QuoteI recommend diluting before use. Personally I diluted it with Deep Heat and Oven Cleaner and the resulting pain in my balls was far more bearable. Do NOT get this stuff on your bell-end.
:D
Quote from: Asmo on April 25, 2012, 06:27:34 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on April 25, 2012, 05:20:20 PM
Ooohhhhh..... :D Gotta breathe!
Haven't laughed like that in ages.
Just for the record, Tank/Asmo: How did you come upon this hilarity? ;)
An Aussie mate of mine posted it on facebook.
Besides, Asmos know all, do they not? :D
Quote from: Asmodean on April 25, 2012, 07:31:57 PM
Quote from: Asmo on April 25, 2012, 06:27:34 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on April 25, 2012, 05:20:20 PM
Ooohhhhh..... :D Gotta breathe!
Haven't laughed like that in ages.
Just for the record, Tank/Asmo: How did you come upon this hilarity? ;)
An Aussie mate of mine posted it on facebook.
Besides, Asmos know all, do they not? :D
I do, I do!
Wait.. Asmo and Asmodean are same account?
It says he's an admin xDD
Quote from: Sweetdeath on April 26, 2012, 03:12:53 AM
Wait.. Asmo and Asmodean are same account?
It says he's an admin xDD
Hint: Some names and images may have changed, but everyone's post count and signatures have stayed the same.
Quote from: Sweetdeath on April 26, 2012, 03:12:53 AM
Wait.. Asmo and Asmodean are same account?
It says he's an admin xDD
Mission accomplished ;D